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Old 10-20-2010, 19:12   #1
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Alert from CDC

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim ...

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease it called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008 ... but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

- Neil Boortz, http://boortz.com/nealz_nuze/index.html
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Old 10-20-2010, 20:38   #2
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Old 10-21-2010, 15:51   #3
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"Cranial-Rectal Inversion" has always been deadly...
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Old 10-21-2010, 16:36   #4
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It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.
Rock On Sir, Great post!!!

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Old 10-21-2010, 17:07   #5
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Information about Gonorrhea Lectim ...

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease it called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008 ... but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

- Neil Boortz, http://boortz.com/nealz_nuze/index.html
Good'n!

Couldn't help but notice the obama full court press on the ladies today. Hope they all take your (CDC) advice; both doses.

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Old 10-21-2010, 17:54   #6
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Almost as funny the third time.

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