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sinjefe 10-20-2010 19:12
Alert from CDC
 
Information about Gonorrhea Lectim ...

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease it called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008 ... but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

- Neil Boortz, http://boortz.com/nealz_nuze/index.html

Nightfall 10-20-2010 20:38
Amen.

ZonieDiver 10-21-2010 15:51
"Cranial-Rectal Inversion" has always been deadly... :D

echoes 10-21-2010 16:36
Quote:
Originally Posted by sinjefe (Post 353320)
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.
Rock On Sir, Great post!!!

See adjacent Avatar!...hehehe

Holly

Red Flag 1 10-21-2010 17:07
Quote:
Originally Posted by sinjefe (Post 353320)
Information about Gonorrhea Lectim ...

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease it called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008 ... but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

- Neil Boortz, http://boortz.com/nealz_nuze/index.html
Good'n:D:D!

Couldn't help but notice the obama full court press on the ladies today. Hope they all take your (CDC) advice; both doses.

RF 1

The Reaper 10-21-2010 17:54
Almost as funny the third time. :D

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