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Old 01-26-2010, 12:17   #1
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CDC 'Social Disease' Alert

Gonorrhea Lectim Strain

The United States Center for Contagious Disease Control has issued a level 1 warning about a new virulent strain that has been quickly spreading. The disease is contracted through dangerously high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim, and is pronounced "gonna re-elect them." Research has confirmed that most victims contracted this dangerous and destructive disease after having been screwed in November 2008.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how quickly destructive this disease has become and have further learned that it is easily cured....by simply voting out all incumbents!

In spite of the perils, incumbents are attempting to work in secret legislation to place Gonorrhea Lectim on the endangered species list to assure its survival.


Note: To the recipients of this email in the states of VA, MA, and NJ - congratulations...you are doing your part to eradicate this malignant disease.
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Old 01-26-2010, 17:38   #2
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Old 01-27-2010, 08:32   #3
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Conservative medicine at it's best!!

No better cure for this!

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