2005 Best Quotes (1st half)

Gypsy · 01-10-2005, 22:06

Quote:

Originally posted by Team Sergeant
Someone need to start a 2005 "Best Quotes" list soon....

Ok I'll start.

Maybe this can be stickied...when people find a great quote they can post. Or not.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...1&page=3&pp=15

Quote:

Originally posted by Razor
Over, under, pressed up against...anywhere is fine.

Same thread:

Quote:

Originally posted by Jack Moroney
Well as long as it is going to be a family affair, I'll bring the hand grenades.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...ead.php?t=5144 This one tickled TS's fancy and prompted his above quoted comment.

Quote:

Originally posted by Razor
Don't fret, Joe--you're only one 'excessive use of force' episode away from qualifying.

**Roguish Lawyer** · 01-11-2005, 14:05

AirborneLawyer, smacking down NDD:

Quote:

As a general matter, though, by your logic Rommel was a terrible general because the Germans lost WW2. And do you judge Col. Simons' abilities based on the failure of Son Tay to rescue any POWs?

and

Quote:

Who says "he's so great"? Maybe he's great, maybe he's just really good, maybe he's merely qualified. But without knowing much about him, you pronounced him a bad choice because he is a judge and has a short beard.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...st.php?p=56774

**Roguish Lawyer** · 01-11-2005, 14:50

NDD responds to AL:

Quote:

Are you trying to tell me the federal government spent millions of dollars to investigate a local Arkansas law issue and not Shrillary? If I catch 1,000 guppies, do I get to call myself Ahab's Avenger?

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...st.php?p=56784

**Roguish Lawyer** · 01-11-2005, 15:11

I like this thread!

AL again:

Quote:

Montgomery won. Yet I wouldn't have placed him in command of a chow run.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...st.php?p=56792

Gypsy · 01-11-2005, 15:44

I agree with RL on this one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jo Sul
We don't need keys, we have explosives.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...9&page=3&pp=15

01-16-2005, 07:00

There's something deep about this. Don't think I completely grasp it, but I get it enough to realize there's more there that I'm not getting.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Moroney

Jack Moroney:terrorist-patriot, teacher-student, leader-follower,SF - SF

in thread: http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...7322#post57322

Gypsy · 01-16-2005, 12:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by NDD
Winners write the history books - the losers are too busy cleaning up what's left of their country.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...ead.php?t=5216

Pandora · 01-16-2005, 20:02

Hellll-looooo?!?!?!?!

It was MY box he was planning to use explosives on and I inadvertantly set him up for the sure shot - don't I get an honourable mention?

Gypsy · 01-19-2005, 21:22

Couldn't pass this one up.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...ead.php?t=5271

Quote:

Originally posted by Roguish Lawyer
Hmmm, hot blonde Southern California co-eds or fat ugly San Francisco lesbians . . .

Not such a tough choice. LOL

**Roguish Lawyer** · 01-22-2005, 13:21

NDD:

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...st.php?p=58234

Quote:

HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!

AL, I will accept your corrections of my grammar. I will even accept your corrrections of my German. I will gladly admit that you generally maintain the upper hand in every discussion in which I have seen you participate. You are no doubt a brilliant attorney and a fine officer. You may even be better looking than I am.

BUT YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE! If there is not a rule on blasphemey and heresy on this forum, there should be. I will now research the Admin handbook to determine with which high crimes I may formally charge you before the TS and the other Admins and the High Court of SOG.

Be expecting my Writ of SFus Corpus post haste and forthwith.

BamBam will quite obviously be a witness for the prosecution and a member of the jury.

It's an OUTRAGE! An OUTRAGE Yer Honor!

**Roguish Lawyer** · 01-24-2005, 16:21

Razor:

Quote:

You do realize that a hammer is a form of lever, which provides significant mechanical advantage, allowing even tiny, girly muscles the ability to perform at levels nearly approaching mediocrity, right?

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...st.php?p=58679

**Roguish Lawyer** · 02-01-2005, 11:07

Jo Sul:

Quote:

Does this mean I can use my government credit card to pay my informants at the local gentlemen's club?

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...st.php?p=59764

**Roguish Lawyer** · 02-08-2005, 11:27

Jo Sul to Kyobanim:

Quote:

I agree. I want your wife wrapped up in something from Fredricks. You can have my wife wrapped up in duct tape.

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...st.php?p=60849

Gypsy · 02-11-2005, 21:11

Quote:

Originally posted by Jo Sul
No, there is a better solution. First use diplomacy to build friendship and understanding - send John Kerry to Iran and Ted Kennedy to North Korea. As soon as these two reach the bargaining tables, THEN we launch our nukes. This way John and Ted can "feel their pain" (for a few milliseconds at least).

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...ead.php?t=5606

Sacamuelas · 02-12-2005, 16:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Moroney

... Of course to call anyone from CNN and some of the other media outlets journalists is like calling Jeffery Dahlmer a gourmet.

Jack Moroney

LOL