After stowing my gear and being assigned a window to protect in case of attack, the three troopers escorted me to the work area, a large open room on pier and beam with screen walls. The kitchen was also located in the work area, concealed behind a partial wall. Vietnamese cooks, under the supervision of a Ranger NCO, were at work [the Ranger had the duty because an aerosol can blew up while he was burning trash and his eyes were temporarily damaged].
Several desks, tables, chairs, benches and lounges completed the work area. A bed sheet hung at one end of the room to act as a screen for a movie that had come up on the Caribou that day. Majors Nulsen and Pitts had their own desks, the rest of us had to share. The troopers showed me how to work an FM radio that was sitting on one of the chairs and I spent the rest of the afternoon meeting and explaining my mission to the Army guys since I was the first Air Force guy to be stationed at Song Be. I was surprised at the formality that existed in the Army. The young Captains like Rivera and Zummo called the more senior Captains "sir," something we didn't do in the Air Force.
Dinner, ah supper as the Army called it, was served at exactly 1700 hours and consisted of Vietnamese vegetables and canned American meat and potatoes. We sat down at the benches and the Vietnamese cooks served us. As we were eating, a loud hammer-like stutter filled the air and I was literally the only one still sitting, everyone else was on the floor, side arms drawn. Quietly and gently, I too slipped to the floor wondering what had happened.
There was a communications truck parked just out side of the building and the radio operator in the truck's module was fooling with his .45 caliber grease gun when he accidentally hosed off a burst through the ceiling. He sheepishly came out of the van and looking through the screen told us what happened. As best I recall, no one seemed upset over the incident.
Later that evening, I helped set up the room to watch the movie. I remember it starred Stella Stevens and the film had to be rewound before the next reel could be shown. Frank Rivera and I were seated in deep, light gray lounge chairs familiar to all fighter squadrons at the time. As one reel ended on a really horny note and thinking only non-English speaking Vietnamese women were in the building as someone switched on the lights, I shouted out in a true fighter pilot manner, "I'M GONNA FUCK EVERY WOMAN IN THE HOUSE!"
I was totally mortified when I heard a small voice say "Mommy...?" Looking around the lounge, I could see there was a civilian couple with two small children in the room seated behind us.
"Oh my God, Frank," I whispered, "Who are those people?"
"He's a Canadian missionary and she's his American wife. She cooks us pies and we invite them to see the movies."
"Oh God, how can I apolized for what I just yelled?" I asked.
"She's probably heard a lot worse, don't worry about it." But Frank stayed with me, buried in the lounges, until the missionaries left.
So started the first day of my assignment at the base of Nui Bara Mountain, the Province of Phuoc Long in the village of Song Be in the year of our Lord, Nineteen hundred and sixty-two.
When I was leaving, I decided to give Major Nulsen a small going away present. He had a pen that he was extremely proud of. It was a ball point and one could select one of three colors of ink by pushing down the appropriate slide [common today, but not then]. He also constantly complained that people would remove other pens and pencils from his desk top without his permission. So I stole his multi-colored ink pen. I went to a Special Forces Sergeant who de-armed and gave me one of the old pineapple grenades. I had the grenade wired down, handle side up, on a wooden base by a Filipino contractor in the area. Straightening out the grenade pin, I
attached the ink pen to the grenade pin ring with a dog tag chain. The idea, of course, was that anyone who stole his pen would pull the grenade's pin and it would blow up [again, now days one can see this type of set up at gun shows, etc., but not back then].
Of course, all ordnance was handled with a great deal of respect and I knew Major Nulsen would not accept the "gift" of a possible live grenade, so before having it mounted on the base, I had Joe Zummo, one of the Special Forces Captains, inspect the grenade and scratch his initials on the base to indicate it was inert. Joe and I were sitting on my bed disassembling and reassembling the grenade and talking quietly because there was another Special Forces Captain across the room, laying on a cot, reading a magazine. I wanted the minimum number of people aware of the project. After the grenade was reassembled, Joe called to the other SF Captain on the cot, whose head top was toward us. The guy twisted around and looked over at us and Joe held the grenade up high, pulled the pin, let the handle fly off and lobbed it towards the guy on the bed. When I saw what Joe was doing, I tried to stop him but wasn't fast enough. With the grenade in the air, the SF Captain rolled off the cot, bringing the mattress with him and the grenade bounced off the mattress and lay on the floor with the mattress between it and the SF Captain. The Captain executed the maneuver so beautifully, my first thought was that they had planned it. I knew I was wrong when the Captain's face appeared from behind the mattress while Joe was still laughing. The Captain was one of those naturally silvery haired guys with a red complexion. His face was as bright as a tomato and I had to step between them to prevent a fight.
A couple of nights later I presented the grenade/pen to Major Nulsen. Everyone but Joe, the Red faced SF Captain and I sort of sucked in their breaths and pulled back when I pulled the grenade/pen out of a bag. It was only after Joe checked his initials on the base of the grenade that everyone became somewhat more comfortable with a grenade in our midst.
Song Be Crew: The photo below was sent to me from Bob Nulsen, the Senior Army Advisor when I was at Song Be. It had to be taken in late '62 or early '63. Most of the faces are familiar to me although I thought our group never exceeded 12 -- 15 [I count 22 in the photo]. Clearly, judging by the rank I see, not everyone was a Ranger.
Colonel [a Major then] Nulsen is first row standing, 2nd from the right. His flankers are Major Pitts on the left and a new Major, whose name I don't remember, on the right, holding one wrist with his hand and a hat in his other hand. They were assistants to Major Nulsen. The unknown Major could speak some French.
My best buds were Frank Rivera, first guy standing on the far left. Farguson in the dark glasses standing third from the left [Farguson either played or could have played pro foot ball], Bob Keenan, standing on the far right [Bob could speak Vietnamese better than English and better than most of the Vietnamese in the area]. Joe Zummo, kneeling, third from the right. Joe was Special Forces.
Oh yeah, I'm the guy in the goat skin, kneeling, second from the left.
I think it was one of the two guys between Zummo and me who fired off the grease gun in the radio van.
As I recall, the big Master Sergeant, standing, third from the right, was the chief EM there.