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Old 01-26-2004, 20:09   #1
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Sleepin' on the Train

A man and a woman, who had never met before, find themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Although
initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and
fall asleep quickly -- he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 2:00 a.m., he leans over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "Ma'am, I'm
sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to
get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket.

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Old 01-26-2004, 20:20   #2
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That was funny as hell.....
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Old 01-27-2004, 00:47   #3
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