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Women
Women are like apples on trees....the best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are affraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but they are easy....
So, the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way up to the top of the tree!
Men, on the other hand, are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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