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Old 04-02-2004, 05:53   #1
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John Kerry Fan

teacher in a small Vermont town asked her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy.

The teacher asks little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."


The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"


Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."


The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan. The boy says, "Well my Mom's a George Bush fan and my Dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"

The teacher is kind of angry because this is Vermont so she asks, "What if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"


Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan!"
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Old 04-02-2004, 06:46   #2
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bbwwaaahhhh-ha-ha

Damn thats funny.
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Old 04-02-2004, 06:56   #3
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Kids say the darndest things.

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