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Old 05-11-2005, 14:38   #16
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hmmm...

Would it be a bad idea to ask my very straight-laced German colleagues vat zees means?


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So you would rather be called what-Herrfräuline?
::mars-venus miscommunication alert::

Nooooooooo, I *like* being called Frauline. Makes me lizard squiggle and all. *And* it makes me reach for my whip and become incorrigible. All at the same time. See, we femmes are multi-faceted.


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Old 05-11-2005, 15:04   #17
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Nooooooooo, I *like* being called Frauline. Makes me lizard squiggle and all. *And* it makes me reach for my whip and become incorrigible. All at the same time. See, we femmes are multi-faceted.


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(looking up from German-American dictionary)

Yeah.....most of the "Femmes" I know, are two faced.

















Oops.....didn't see the "t".



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Old 05-11-2005, 15:43   #18
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Das kann man wholsagen aber Ich habe eine Walküre gedacht! Zum Beispiel sie die Peitsche and die Waffe hat und sie ist zum Schreien.

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LOL! 'Schreien', genau. Bitte, erzaehlen sie nicht, dass Sie sie ist eine Walkuere denken; wir werden nie das Ende davon hoeren.
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Old 05-11-2005, 19:58   #19
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Bitte, erzaehlen sie nicht
Klar! Das will unerträglich sein!
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Old 05-11-2005, 20:31   #20
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Ms Frontsight

Hope that during your travels you have the time to pick up AT LEAST 10-20 different language instructional books, so's that you can keep up with what has been unleashed here !!!
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Old 05-11-2005, 20:37   #21
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::sniff::

Whatever it is, I am sure it is *not kind*.

Besides, I don't care, because today, I was told something *very* sweet by an XY, and I have been preening ever since. So there.

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Old 05-11-2005, 21:23   #22
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Klar! Das will unerträglich sein!
Jawohl! Sie kann schon sein. Und, vielen dank fuer die viele brauchende Deutsche uebung. Ich tun es nicht genug.

F2S, just so you don't feel left out, the original point was how the pictures of your t-shirt and whip only goes to prove Nietzsche right: "When dealing with wenches (that's the polite translation), don't forget the whip!"

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Old 05-12-2005, 05:52   #23
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Ich tun es nicht genug.

Gleichfalls. Ihre Deutsch ist sehr gut aber meine Geschicklichkeite rostig sind.
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Old 05-12-2005, 07:30   #24
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Gleichfalls. Ihre Deutsch ist sehr gut aber meine Geschicklichkeite rostig sind.
Looks like you are doing okay to me, Boss.

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Old 05-12-2005, 07:56   #25
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THREAD DRIFT ALERT!!!

My german has gotten pretty rusty as well (not that it was ever that great), and I was struggling to remember a saying I'd heard that, translated roughly, went something like "In beer there is strength, in wine there is wisdom, in water there is bacteria!" Do either or you gentlemen, or anyone else here, remember how to say this auf deutsch?

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Old 05-12-2005, 08:28   #26
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Has anyone else noticed that the one who started this topic, the one with the pearly whites, has been conspicuously absent from any followup discussion?

Oh Sacamuelas :fswhip: , do you have anything to say for yourself? ::glare::

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Old 05-12-2005, 09:06   #27
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THREAD DRIFT ALERT!!!

My german has gotten pretty rusty as well (not that it was ever that great), and I was struggling to remember a saying I'd heard that, translated roughly, went something like "In beer there is strength, in wine there is wisdom, in water there is bacteria!" Do either or you gentlemen, or anyone else here, remember how to say this auf deutsch?

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Reminds me of a song, "ein, zwei, G'suffa" The spelling may be off, It sort of means, 1, 2, bottoms up. I remember taking a German class, Or was it a dream.

I noticed on joining, that it is asked for a new person to type something about themselves. I am not good at "beating my own drum". I hope my profile works. I am interested in this area, mainly because of a very close friend is in SF. He went through selection a year ago last Sept. He was deployed in Iraq for a year, Strykers(SP?) and is in training now. I have great admiration for those who serve our country. I feel when I was in active duty, I served under some very exceptional people, and was honored to have served with them.

I think most of my friends now are Vets are currently serving. I have a pretty decent machine/wood/welding shop. I was involved in Mountain Rescue, Currently a volunteer with a sheriffs office in my county, in SAR. I am married, with two great children, (12 and 10). Again, if you have a question please ask.

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Old 05-12-2005, 09:08   #28
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Has anyone else noticed that the one who started this topic, the one with the pearly whites, has been conspicuously absent from any followup discussion?

Oh Sacamuelas :fswhip: , do you have anything to say for yourself? ::glare::

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Saca is busy devising new means of torturing his patients. He'll be back soon.
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Old 05-12-2005, 16:43   #29
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Gleichfalls. Ihre Deutsch ist sehr gut aber meine Geschicklichkeite rostig sind.
Ne, mein Herr. Ob ihre Geschicklichkeite hat einmal rostig sein, haben Sie kuerzlich sie geoelt.
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Ne, mein Herr. Ob ihre Geschicklichkeite hat einmal rostig sein, haben Sie kuerzlich sie geoelt.
Vielen dank.
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