for the femi-nazi's
 

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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oh Ms. Frontsight...

I think your being called.

Why Mr Harsey! I never figured you for an instigator. :D

(starting to take more notes)

Let's see....this'll be volume number...ahhhh.......1,456,235

:munchin

Sdiver, note this:


Any Femme-type who exhibits other-than-wallflower behavior = FemiNazi

in the minds of some XYs insecure in their masculinity. However, I'm sure ALL present company :fswhip: is hereby excluded. :D


You should see how incorrigible I get in Germany when they call me Frauline [FrontSight]. ::She reflexively reaches for whip ::

FrontSight

She took that better than I thought...

Yeah - But her definition of "Feminazi" is a little "broad" for my tastes. (Oh - that was good & I didn't even have to try! :D ) Peregrino

VERY funny Peregrino!

What the XY gets (kisses and snugs and sweetness and light vs The Kukri and the Whip and serious :: priss factor ::) allllllllllllll depends on his attitude.

FrontSight

Was a bit surprising.

So FS. You don't like being referred as a Miss, young lady, mademoiselle, madam (not THAT kind).
They could holler "Sie, Frau!!..............."
When I was there and conversing with cute little indigenous XX's, calling them fraulein worked quite well. Now that I drag some of the after action reports out of depths of my mind. :D

They could refer to you as 'kleines Fraulein'. That my elicit one of those screaming banshee coyote things.

What can I say? I was raised in the Southern tradition. I expect the women I'm interested in to be interesting, with strength of character, to enjoy their womanhood, and to be ladies above all. The FemiNazis I've encountered (not many - they aren't nice people so I don't go out of my way to do more than piss them off) don't seem to enjoy being female, and they're definitely not good company. Just my .02 - Peregrino

So you would rather be called what-Herrfräuline?

That whip looks like it gets about as much use as the huge dumbells under the bench.

TR

"Frauline Frontsight" has a kind of a nice ring to it.

Jack, you have a very sophisticated keyboard to make those two little dots over the "a" in your frauline.
I even checked the back of my keyboard for a special switch and can't find anything.

Mit die Bilder sie hat oben aufgestellt , vielleicht ist sie ein Anhaenger von Nietzche?

"Gehst du zum Weib, vergiss die Peitsche nicht!" :D

Das kann man wholsagen aber Ich habe eine Walküre gedacht! Zum Beispiel sie die Peitsche and die Waffe hat und sie ist zum Schreien.

Jack Moroney