Anthony Fauci, The younger years??

JJ_BPK · 03-25-2022, 11:17

Tony has worked in the mental health "what if" sector for a long time..

**Box** · 03-25-2022, 14:19

This board is smoking hot full of actionable content this week.

First and foremost - this idiot spelled "Rice Krispies" wrong on the top of the display board. That single solitary bit of misinformation-disinformation-malinformation in the data presentation is enough all by itself to convince me that this research is nothing but malarkey.

Secondly, the premise of this hypothesis is flawed from the beginning. The presenters observation and question completely disregard any possibility of variables in a well defined hypothesis. Are you adding saw dust as a stand alone component? Is the saw dust being incorporated to an existing ingredient? For fuck sake, what is the gross amount of saw dust in a single serving of Rice Krispees as it comes from a freshly opened box?

I am already convinced that this really could be an old Kodak Brownie photo of a younger Anthony Saint Fauci at the Regis High Education Center annual pseudo-science fair simply because this kid wears his tie the same way and obviously has a similar level of respect for "science"
...but who knows - fake news and all that jazz.

The haphazard approach to the scientific method makes me suspect that the presenter might actually have been a student at one of two possible institutions of higher learning:

1) The DeKalb County Public School System.
2) The Joint Special Operations Forces Senior Enlisted Academy

(I only say that because I know a few things about both institutions - the similarities are breathtaking)

The presenter in this photo just seems a little off (I used 'the presenter' because I dare not assume gender when there is no additional information on the person in the photo presenting the data - because gender identity is important when we are talking about science).
In case some of you don't remember, I have previously declared my pronouns on this board: Box / Boxen / Boxteen / Boxillion - again, pronouns matter !!!

You could make these little blocks of heaven out of rubber dog shit and if you used enough marshmallow cream - nobody would care
...so, who gives a shit how much "saw dust" they have in them?

On the other hand, if you use that welfare brand generic crap that they sell on aisle nine, and mix it with those cheap stale marshmallows that come out of a bag - adding sawdust might actually improve the taste.

With science like this - its no wonder that fucking kid grew up to tell the world lies about aids, masks, covid, vaccines, and social distancing

JJ_BPK · 03-25-2022, 16:51

After a brief review..

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Originally Posted by Box

This board is smoking hot full of actionable content this week.

First and foremost - this idiot spelled "Rice Krispies" wrong on the top of the display board. That single solitary bit of misinformation-disinformation-malinformation in the data presentation is enough all by itself to convince me that this research is nothing but malarkey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Fauci

At the suggestion of my attorney, F L Bailey, the product name was altered to avoid copyright infringement.

Secondly, the premise of this hypothesis is flawed from the beginning. The presenters observation and question completely disregard any possibility of variables in a well defined hypothesis. Are you adding saw dust as a stand alone component? Is the saw dust being incorporated to an existing ingredient? For fuck sake, what is the gross amount of saw dust in a single serving of Rice Krispees as it comes from a freshly opened box?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Fauci

My lab notes were destroyed when my friend bleached her servers and personal phones.

I am already convinced that this really could be an old Kodak Brownie photo of a younger Anthony Saint Fauci at the Regis High Education Center annual pseudo-science fair simply because this kid wears his tie the same way and obviously has a similar level of respect for "science"
...but who knows - fake news and all that jazz.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Fauci

What difference does it make?

The haphazard approach to the scientific method makes me suspect that the presenter might actually have been a student at one of two possible institutions of higher learning:

You could make these little blocks of heaven out of rubber dog shit and if you used enough marshmallow cream - nobody would care
...so, who gives a shit how much "saw dust" they have in them?

On the other hand, if you use that welfare brand generic crap that they sell on aisle nine, and mix it with those cheap stale marshmallows that come out of a bag - adding sawdust might actually improve the taste.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Fauci

Tangentaily, I would add, in my own self-defense, this project was initiated in 1955. That was 35 yrs before the FDA published ,,, with the requirement for specific and detailed product content labeling of marketing test data

**Box** · 03-25-2022, 22:23

Nicely done.
Nicely done indeed.

It looks like you really have found an authentic childhood photo of Anthony Saint Fauci.

JimP · 03-26-2022, 06:36

When can we start tar-and-feathering again? It must be time for it to come back into style. That little shit-weasel needs to answer for some stuff.

JJ_BPK · 03-26-2022, 07:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimP

When can we start tar-and-feathering again? It must be time for it to come back into style. That little shit-weasel needs to answer for some stuff.

Strongly Agree..

Sohei · 03-26-2022, 09:54

If we can't tar and feather him, I would like to cane him in the city square until he is unable to stand on his own power. Then, let him regain his strength and repeat the process day-in and day-out for two years since that's how much time he stole from us.

7624U · 03-26-2022, 09:59

Make him pick what mask he wants to wear before you throw him into a Bio hazard lab.