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Old 07-13-2020, 13:22   #1
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Washington DC has a new NFL Team

You play with what you brought
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Old 07-13-2020, 15:19   #2
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I’m sure liberals would somehow find a reason to be offended by that.
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Old 07-13-2020, 19:28   #3
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I would think that swamp rats would be offended by the association to DC.
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Old 07-13-2020, 22:50   #4
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NFL...It sounds a little familiar, I just can’t put my finger on it, oh well must not have been that important
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Old 07-14-2020, 00:51   #5
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How about this for a name?

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Old 07-14-2020, 05:40   #6
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How about this for a name?

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Everyone wants a participation prize and be recognized as contributing

Remind all your Gen-X peeps to Vote for their favorite on Nov 4th...

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Old 07-14-2020, 06:25   #7
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The Warriors would be a PERFECT name for a sportsball team in modern day culture war...

We all know the REAL name would be the washington social justice WARRIORS - and those that choose to let this pass can pretend that it actual refers to "a brave or experienced soldier or fighter" one that stands their ground in the face of diversity. One that would never surrender their identity.

The Warrior logo could be an androgynous person with raINBOW COLORED SKIN AND PURPLE HAIR...
...and with the underlying theme of the Washington Social Justice Warriors, they wouldn't even need to remove the feathers from their logo.
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Old 07-14-2020, 06:38   #8
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I’m sure liberals would somehow find a reason to be offended by that.
It's fat shaming...

It's also racist because of the clothing being worn indicates white privilege and the patriarchy.
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Old 07-14-2020, 07:32   #9
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How 'bout the Foreskins? Recognizes all the dick-heads in Congress.
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Old 07-14-2020, 07:48   #10
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How 'bout the Foreskins? Recognizes all the dick-heads in Congress.
I kinda like the alliteration of the D.C. Despots...
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Old 07-14-2020, 08:44   #11
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How 'bout the Foreskins? Recognizes all the dick-heads in Congress.
Dang! Beat me to it!

I don't have any cares left for "professional" sports and all their virtue signalling. If you can't entertain me without making political statements to me...go to hell.
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Old 07-14-2020, 10:38   #12
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How 'bout the Foreskins? Recognizes all the dick-heads in Congress.
OK:
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Given the backbone of most politicos in DC...i.e., “they feel very strongly about most issues...both ways...”

I give you:


Drum roll please...




...The Washington Taints...
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Old 07-14-2020, 10:53   #14
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The Washington Ass Clowns.....
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Everyone wants a participation prize and be recognized as contributing

Remind all your Gen-X peeps to Vote for their favorite on Nov 4th...

LMAO
A round on me

I have been put in FB Jail for 24 Hours by Zucker's henchboys for
"failure to maintain community standards"

It wasn't the picture, it was the date,, misleading and false political information.

This is my 1st jail time, I'm going out in the yard and see if I can hook up with any snake eaters that are also in the pen,,

IDK,, maybe get into an egg-eating contest??
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