04-14-2015, 10:32
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Pentagon deploys 'May I Kiss You?' training
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04-14-2015, 10:50
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And here, Honey, wait just one minute.
Please sign this affidavit, take a breathalyzer, and get two witnesses and a notary to confirm that you are sober and of sound mind before I am allowed to touch you.
This system is rigged.
TR
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04-14-2015, 11:35
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The pendulum swings and in a few years we will be back to normalcy, but not before a few lives have been ruined by vindictive idiots.
After a few GOs get bit, things will do the slow swing back until it is too far the other way. It is what happens in social engineering.
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04-14-2015, 11:42
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What does a guy do if a bitch plant's one on his kisser?
BMT
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04-14-2015, 11:50
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BMT
What does a guy do if a bitch plant's one on his kisser?
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Make her breakfast.
Duh ...... 
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04-14-2015, 12:15
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figures..
$3,333.33 per session. What a bargain for the DOD.
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04-14-2015, 12:40
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sdiver
Make her breakfast.
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I was going to say, tell her aim is a few feet too high.
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04-14-2015, 14:10
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This entire thing is a fucking wreck. Why in the fuck would you ask for a kiss anyway? I would rather be taught how to ask for a blow job without getting into trouble.
THAT is a class most SF guys would probably pay to attend.
May I kiss you...
...for fuck sake YGTBSM
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04-15-2015, 14:51
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The military.
Taking the fun out of literally everything since 2000BC.
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