08-03-2014, 19:49
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Um ... Echoes,
Have I told you lately that I love you?
And -- by the way -- where exactly is the roast pork?
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08-03-2014, 20:14
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Pigotry is an ugly thing...
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08-03-2014, 23:49
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Given a choice between:
-peace, love, basketball, and diversity
-roast pork
I'll go with the roast pork
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08-04-2014, 02:08
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Now that was funny. Do you suppose someone did that on purpose? 
I wouldn't say that the British don't have a sense of humor, it's just that their humor is a little more cynical, cerebral and dry.
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08-04-2014, 03:29
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CSB
Um ... Echoes,
Have I told you lately that I love you?
And -- by the way -- where exactly is the roast pork?
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Right here in the heartland of America, and you are welcome anytime to come on over and have some! 
Holly
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08-04-2014, 14:31
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MMMMM Bacon
Will in Iraq I had three Iraqi translators that ate with us in the Mess Hall ( I refuse to call it a DFAC ). I asked them if when they first started eating in the mess hall if they ever ate bacon not knowing what it was. The all answered yes. Then I asked them if they liked it and two of them said it was about the best tasting thing they ever had and that although they stopped eating it they wished they could. The third guy said it was the worst ever and he was ashamed he ate it, we could tell he was lying. 
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08-04-2014, 14:36
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I so need to go shoot another pig.....preferably one hanging around the fruit orchards down south.
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08-04-2014, 15:29
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bluebb
Will in Iraq I had three Iraqi translators that ate with us in the Mess Hall ( I refuse to call it a DFAC ). I asked them if when they first started eating in the mess hall if they ever ate bacon not knowing what it was. The all answered yes. Then I asked them if they liked it and two of them said it was about the best tasting thing they ever had and that although they stopped eating it they wished they could. The third guy said it was the worst ever and he was ashamed he ate it, we could tell he was lying. |
Incredible Sir!!! 
And well, I have had my fair share of folks this season who are not "supposed" to eat it, but once tried, well, you know! 
I will just call it, "god's food." For it seems to bring folks together. Lol.
Holly
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08-04-2014, 16:42
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Memorial Day at Bagram AFB, Afghanistan.
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08-04-2014, 21:58
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Reaper
Memorial Day at Bagram AFB, Afghanistan.
TR
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So that's where Sadams head went!
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