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Old 05-09-2013, 18:00   #1
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A WWII vet is having lunch in the food court of a mall with his daughter.

Sitting across at another table is a young man with multi colored hair spike up.

The vet is staring at him to the point where the young man is uncomfortable.

The young man looks at the vet and says, " What's the matter old man, you never took a risk before"?

The vet says, "yes, as a matter of fact I did, in 1943 while on Liberty I got drunk out of my mind and fucked a peacock; I was just wondering if you were my son."
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Old 05-12-2013, 06:34   #2
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Was it this guy?

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Old 05-12-2013, 07:11   #3
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a peacock; I was just wondering if you were my son."


And that is how NBC and Nancy Pelosi was created...
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Old 05-12-2013, 08:56   #4
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And that is how NBC and Nancy Pelosi was created...
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