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Old 01-25-2013, 10:16   #16
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We could then A-salt Boulder.



There are so many flies up there we would need the crew-served GAU-Salt model.

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Old 01-25-2013, 10:20   #17
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Am I the only one that sees the value of this a-salt weapon at a spring break party on the beach? Talk about an interesting spin on body shots. Oh, the possibilities...
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:28   #18
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Am I the only one that sees the value of this a-salt weapon at a spring break party on the beach?
Probably.
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:00   #19
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Old 01-25-2013, 13:38   #20
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We could then A-salt Boulder.



So what happens when you pour salt on slugs???

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Old 01-25-2013, 13:52   #21
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So what happens when you pour salt on slugs???

That's EXACTLY what I was thinking ...... Muahahahahahahahahaha

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So what happens when you pour salt on slugs???

No pink font here; Wyoming would appreciate it.
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Old 01-25-2013, 17:04   #23
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Given the MAJ's endorsement, I just ordered one! Heck, I posted the vid as a joke. Maybe this thread should be moved to the Weapons Discussion Area. And we can discuss various salt brands and grains in Ammo Talk.

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I kid you not...
Went up to an Amish community (when it was still warm) in y daughter's little convertible - not one word...it's a cool little car- and the "flies from the farm" were absolutely insane.

When I got back and put the top up, there were probably 25-40 flies in her car still...
I felt like Han Solo in the Millenium Falcon shooting tie fighters in the first Star Wars movie. I had to get the shop vac out to clear all the carcasses and salt sprawl.

It was AWESOME

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Come summertime -
Arms Dealer status right here Baby.
I'm seriously considering hopping in the RV and heading to Quartzsite, AZ, next Snow Bird season and setting up a booth.

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p.s.: My wife had an Alfa Romeo Spider when we got married. Loved it!
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:51   #28
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“Target, 12 o’clock. Fly in open. Above ridge line.”

“Roger. 12 o’clock, above ridgeline. Target identified.”

“Range, 1.85 meters. Wind zero.”

“Sniper ready.”

"Wait. Switching teleprompter...Send it.”

“Splash...Bang.”

“Miss…how the hell did you…?"

“Ow. That’s got to hurt. I’m gone.”


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“Target, 12 o’clock. Fly in open. Above ridge line.”.......
Good one!

Eagle5US let us know when they approve your Fly-Free License.
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Got it! Unfortunately, there are no Bad Flys around. I guess I'll go out and do some fly-fire drills.

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