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Old 10-15-2012, 14:24   #1
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Best...Punch...Ever...

You could have heard this one from inside a car next to the bus...

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...85Q0SUro3x38mr
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Old 10-15-2012, 14:51   #2
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hmmm...

don't talk the talk if you can't walk the....

don't write checks your a......


wait I got it.

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Old 10-15-2012, 17:52   #3
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she can take a punch....crack will do that for you tho
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Old 10-15-2012, 20:20   #4
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"Bitch wanna act like a man!?! - Bitch gonna be TREATED like a man!"

Classic!
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Old 10-16-2012, 06:28   #5
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I'm no fan of hitting women (in fact, I despise it), but common sense dictates you had better watch what you ask for, because you just might get it.

Running your mouth and picking a fight tells me that you are comfortable with getting your ass kicked, because you never know who it is you are picking on and no plan survives initial contact.

I'll take the bus driver's side on this one. "I don't care. She wanna be a man, I'ma treat you like a man." Classic.
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Old 10-17-2012, 03:09   #6
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"Bitch wanna act like a man!?! - Bitch gonna be TREATED like a man!"

Classic!
That was by far my favourite line.
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Old 10-17-2012, 07:13   #7
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IIRC, in other analysis of the film, the uhmmmmm - young "lady" steps into the driver and slaps him and spits on him. THAT'S when he gets out of his seat and does his impression of Ralph Cramden with his dream of sending Gladys to the moon.

Well done. It is sad in this day and age however that I said a silent note of thanks that the driver was black. If this guy was white, we'd have riots in the streets.
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Old 10-17-2012, 09:11   #8
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his impression of Ralph Cramden with his dream of sending Gladys to the moon.
Alice.

One comment: "I didn't know Ike Turner was a bus driver."

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Old 10-17-2012, 09:43   #9
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Old 10-17-2012, 10:02   #10
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I stand corrected - well played Gentlemen!!!

Ike Turner... classic!!
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:45   #11
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Ike Turner... classic!!
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Old 10-17-2012, 15:18   #12
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IIRC, in other analysis of the film, the uhmmmmm - young "lady" steps into the driver and slaps him and spits on him. THAT'S when he gets out of his seat and does his impression of Ralph Cramden with his dream of sending Gladys to the moon.

Well done. It is sad in this day and age however that I said a silent note of thanks that the driver was black. If this guy was white, we'd have riots in the streets.
I'll play devils advocate... What if she was white?
I agree, and it is a sad day when I too was happy this was a "black on black" altercation to keep all the race bating out of it.

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Old 10-17-2012, 15:44   #13
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Alice.

One comment: "I didn't know Ike Turner was a bus driver."

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Wow, not even funny.

I agree to some extent about if you are going to run your mouth, you deserve what you get. But I have to wonder if you all would think it was so funny if your daughter or your wife was standing over your shoulder while you typed your smiley faces.

It could be a great learning point on how not to act, why not to take drugs etc. But a serial wife beater doesn't deserve a smiley, and I would think men of your caliber would think something like this was anything but funny. Sad commentary on society, yes. Funny ha ha, no.

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Wow, not even funny.

I agree to some extent about if you are going to run your mouth, you deserve what you get. But I have to wonder if you all would think it was so funny if your daughter or your wife was standing over your shoulder while you typed your smiley faces.

It could be a great learning point on how not to act, why not to take drugs etc. But a serial wife beater doesn't deserve a smiley, and I would think men of your caliber would think something like this was anything but funny. Sad commentary on society, yes. Funny ha ha, no.
For the record, my smiley was for the fact that someone would even remember Ike Turner. And my wife did see video and thought the driver did what was necessary.

The girl physically attacked the driver while the bus was in motion. Change the vehicle to an airliner. Now what do you think?

Bus drivers often see the same faces day-after-day. They may have had encounters in the past. And, as PRB said, she took a punch that would have dropped most of us. The driver has possibly had similar run-ins with drugged-up passengers and knew what it would take. In her case...it didn't work.

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For the record, my smiley was for the fact that someone would even remember Ike Turner. And my wife did see video and thought the driver did what was necessary.

The girl physically attacked the driver while the bus was in motion. Change the vehicle to an airliner. Now what do you think?

Bus drivers often see the same faces day-after-day. They may have had encounters in the past. And, as PRB said, she took a punch that would have dropped most of us. The driver has possibly had similar run-ins with drugged-up passengers and knew what it would take. In her case...it didn't work.

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I call BS. You were the first person to mention Ike.

If this thread were anyplace other than the comedy zone, I might buy what you are selling. The fact it is where it is disappoints me.
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