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Old 03-30-2011, 11:11   #1
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Once upon a time, a Green Beret asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?”

The Princess said “NO!!”

So then he lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, made many deployments, got good promotions and duty stations and made love to skinny big-breasted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to men's clubs and dated women half his age and drank Whiskey, Beer, Tequila, Rum, did shooters and Flaming Hookers and hosed cheerleaders, almost movie stars, barmaids and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work or on a deployment and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank, never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony, farted, and left the toilet seat up.

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Old 03-30-2011, 11:25   #2
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I love romantic stories with a happy ending!!!
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Old 03-30-2011, 12:39   #3
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I love romantic stories with a happy ending!!!
Me too.........

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Old 03-30-2011, 17:26   #4
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You'd be a great author BMT. I'll be first in line if you'd ever publish this story. Heck, your story would get the Pulizter Prize!
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Old 03-30-2011, 18:37   #5
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Once upon a time, a Green Beret asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?”

The Princess said “NO!!”

So then he lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, made many deployments, got good promotions and duty stations and made love to skinny big-breasted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to men's clubs and dated women half his age and drank Whiskey, Beer, Tequila, Rum, did shooters and Flaming Hookers and hosed cheerleaders, almost movie stars, barmaids and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work or on a deployment and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank, never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony, farted, and left the toilet seat up.

The End

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You left out the other part, where the Chief of Mission lost his mind that the Green Beret was talking to the Princess without clearing it through him first, yet alone asking her to marry him. She complained to the Embassy and got the Green Beret thrown out of country, PNG'd, and his chain of command started a 15-6 where they tried to revoke his tab.

Or something like that...
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