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Old 12-05-2010, 14:33   #1
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I'm unsure where this belongs - given the real adventures some here have experienced, I concluded that comedy was best.

The service provides a free e-mail magazine of various activities in different areas. For example, a recent one discussed sleeping in a hammock in the Amazon rain forest.

Anyway, perhaps it will be good for a laugh. Be sure to check out the various city areas and the jet set area...

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(And no, this does NOT mean I am getting adventurous in my old age!)
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Old 12-06-2010, 10:39   #2
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I've been laughing all morning at some of the stuff on that site...especially the link to this site...
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

Putting the "fun" back into dysfunctional.
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Old 12-06-2010, 12:16   #3
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The serious mulleted bowling team from 1985 had me in stitches
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Old 12-06-2010, 15:02   #4
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I've been laughing all morning at some of the stuff on that site...especially the link to this site...
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

Putting the "fun" back into dysfunctional.
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Are there any Shrinks on the board? This must be a Freudian something, but damned if I can figure it out.
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Old 12-07-2010, 07:46   #6
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Are there any Shrinks on the board?
Jeez...I bet I stared at that pic for 5 minutes trying to figure out what the deal was with the tire.
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Old 12-07-2010, 11:48   #7
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Jeez...I bet I stared at that pic for 5 minutes trying to figure out what the deal was with the tire.
Simple, It's the guy who came up with the Michellin commercials.
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Old 12-07-2010, 12:04   #8
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So, are we saying that the ad is pregnant with meaning? Or that the tire is ready to deliver?
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I can't spare any more time on this, I'm laughing so hard.
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Maybe he's thinking he shouldn't have gone tubeless!!!!!

I was also thinking something a little more vulgar with "retread" but decided that was too much.
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Maybe he's trying to show his wife that she will always have a spare tire?

Or...perhaps he's letting her know that there's no use trying to run away...because he's rendered the car inop....he does have kind of a "here's johnny" from The Shining look to him.
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Old 12-07-2010, 14:51   #12
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Jeez...I bet I stared at that pic for 5 minutes trying to figure out what the deal was with the tire.
What tire, I didn't see any tire?
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