11-04-2010, 09:03
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Coconuts removed from trees in preparation for Barack Obama's India trip
Now the Secret Service detail can be cut in half!
No agent's needed to watch for falling nuts.
40 A/C
34 Ships
Are we invading India??
BMT
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11-04-2010, 10:42
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How did all those Dims get in the trees in the first place?
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“A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.” –Greek proverb
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11-04-2010, 16:33
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Arrrghhhh! There still be yer duppies hidin' in those thar coconut trees, swoopin' down to haunt the POTUS! 
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11-04-2010, 17:01
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But ...
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Every year in India people are injured or even killed by falling coconuts.
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Of all the ways he could be taken out of office, you think he'd want THAT to be the reason?
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11-04-2010, 17:02
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I’m sure his noggin would have been safe, there upon his servants shoulders, waving at the little people from his armored sedan chair.
Pat
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11-04-2010, 17:28
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He's god,or at least he believes he is,coconuts can't hurt god,can they?............ 
Big Teddy 
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11-04-2010, 18:12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by greenberetTFS
He's god,or at least he believes he is,coconuts can't hurt god,can they?............
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In Hindu, isn't the coconut the fruit of God? 
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11-04-2010, 18:19
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Huston we have a solution,,,
Huston we have a solution,,,
For the Coconuts:
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http://www.dnaindia.com/mumbai/repor...bhavan_1461946
Tunnel for Obama near Mani Bhavan
Published: Thursday, Nov 4, 2010, 1:59 IST
By Pandurang Mhaske | Place: Mumbai | Agency: DNA
It could give a sense of superior American organisation, or be an indicator of a deep-set persecution complex. It could also be a manifestation of Uncle Sam’s penchant for a show of strength.
The matter pertains to US president Barack Obama’s planned visit to Mani Bhavan —the Gandhi museum — on November 6, soon after he reaches Mumbai. On Monday, US secret agents visited the museum to plan Obama’s security detail.
They were accompanied by officers of Mumbai Police and civic officials of the D ward (where Mani Bhavan is located). While inspecting the route and the buildings lining up the route to the museum, the Americans detected a skyscraper near Peddar road and also found the area to be highly populated.
Since it is difficult to monitor such a congested area, they came up with a quick solution which left the Indians accompanying them amazed:
A bomb-proof over-ground tunnel — to be installed by US military engineers in just an hour. The tunnel would be a kilometre long and measure 12ft by 12ft — enough to let Obama’s cavalcade pass through. The tunnel would be centrally air-conditioned, fitted with close-circuit television cameras, and will be heavily guarded at every point, including, of course, its entry and exit.
Details about when exactly the tunnel would be made were not forthcoming. But officials said that the structure would be dismantled immediately after Obama leaves the area.
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This is your tax money at work...
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