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Old 06-03-2010, 00:52   #16
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need to get used to the size, Doze?
I would think not. It’s just not what comes to mind as anyone’s first choice of weapon.
OTOH, it does describe a number of the people that I work with…
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Old 06-03-2010, 06:09   #17
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43 baboons! At least I beat Dozer!
Yeah, yeah but look what you had to beat me with . . .
wait . . .
that's not exactly what I meant.
GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT THING!!!!


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Being single and dating gives a guy 'experience' with strange requests from women that long-married guys just don't get!
Or want.
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Old 06-03-2010, 07:22   #18
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3, I can only take 3!! ? But they were Alpha males, yea thats it.
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Old 06-03-2010, 13:38   #19
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I guess nobody here has ever been to Ciudad Juarez...just sayin'...

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Old 06-03-2010, 16:23   #20
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I guess nobody here has ever been to Ciudad Juarez...just sayin'...
What, do they use something different on the baboons there?
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Old 06-03-2010, 16:23   #21
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Famous words from our Detachment's Jr Medic one drunken night a lonnnng cab ride into 'Jar-Ez' after complaining about the content of 'the show' and volunteering to take part: (to our Tm Sgt) "Joe, you're not gonna let her use that thing on me... are you?"
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Old 06-04-2010, 16:02   #22
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I must be getting old. Only 52... I wonder how Motorpool would do?

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Old 06-30-2010, 20:00   #23
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I wonder how Motorpool would do?
Once ol' MP showed up, I can see all those baboons running for the hills...and if Whiskey was with him...

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Old 07-01-2010, 09:23   #24
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I've had girlfriends tougher than a herd of wild baboons ( but that was a long time ago)... score 60 but not sure about kicking a fast moving animal in the head, it's hard to do but I answered yes anyway.
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Old 07-01-2010, 09:29   #25
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I've had girlfriends tougher than a herd of wild baboons ( but that was a long time ago)...
I don't dare ask how you got rid of her since you compared her to a herd of baboons in this thread...

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Old 07-01-2010, 11:25   #26
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Only 33.....either this poncho is limiting my flexibility, or I need to train head kicks with jedi-master Harsey...
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Old 07-01-2010, 11:44   #27
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55...But it would be better if it shot some kind of round...
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Old 07-01-2010, 14:42   #28
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57. Should this go on my resume? Or is this too perishable of a skill?
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Old 07-02-2010, 02:33   #29
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57. Should this go on my resume? Or is this too perishable of a skill?
You know, I was wondering the same thing.

"SGM, I think you should let me go today for pt. I won't be needing it ever since I found out that I can kill 57 baboons with a giant pink dil.... On the other hand... How many pull-ups did you say...?"
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Old 07-02-2010, 07:25   #30
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On a bad day.

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