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Old 03-23-2010, 20:59   #1
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Mickey Mouse government

Came up with this tonight.
Captures some of my feelings on the matter.



(Sung to the tune of the "Mickey Mouse Club")

Who's the leader of the de-
cline of the U S A?
B-A-R-A-C-K O-B-A-M-A
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
There's no where to run away!
B-A-R-A-C-K O-B-A-M-A

barack obama!
(joe biden)

barack obama!
(joe biden)

Forever lets our debt keep going higher!
Higher! Higher! Higher! Higher!

It won't be long before there gone!
On next election day!
B-A-R-A-C-K O-B-A-M-A

******
******

Now's the time to say goodbye
To their majority
Through the years they'll all be fiends
Wherever they may be
B-A-R-A-C-K O-B-A-M-A
barack obama, barack obama.
Forever let them hang their heads in shame.
B-A-R - Are you liking the hope and change?
A-C-K - It was brought to you courtesy of K street!
O-B-A-M-A!!



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Old 03-23-2010, 21:08   #2
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Damn...another good childhood memory gone forever...

And so it goes...

R-I-C...see ya real soon...H-A-R-D...Why? Because we...ummm...well...you get the picture.
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Old 03-23-2010, 21:34   #3
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Damn...another good childhood memory gone forever...
Nothing can sour memories of Annette Funicello. Not even memories of Lisa Whelchel.

See. Now all of you are humming to yourselves the theme song from The Facts of Life <<LINK>>.
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Old 03-24-2010, 10:26   #4
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Nothing can sour memories of Annette Funicello.
Oh, I don't know. There was something about her slight mustache that didn't do it for me. I was a "Darlene" fan!
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Old 03-24-2010, 10:37   #5
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I always liked Doreen - http://www.originalmmc.com/doreen.html - thought Jimmie got in under a Disney DADT policy or something - and wondered when they were going to haul Roy off for being a creepy old uncle type.

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Old 03-24-2010, 10:46   #6
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Nothing can sour memories of Annette Funicello. Not even memories of Lisa Whelchel.

See. Now all of you are humming to yourselves the theme song from The Facts of Life <<LINK>>.
Doubt I'll hum the FOL theme, just didn't watch it that much; Nancy M more my type.

I see no reason to defile Mickey by comparing his club to the obama administration.

My $.02.

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Old 03-24-2010, 12:20   #7
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I see no reason to defile Mickey by comparing his club to the obama administration
I don't know, obama sorta looks like Micky. I mean the ears and all . . .
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Old 03-24-2010, 12:22   #8
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Kyo,

Good point!!

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Old 03-24-2010, 13:32   #9
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See. Now all of you are humming to yourselves the theme song from The Facts of Life.
(To the tune of The Facts of Life theme song)

Vote for the red,
Vote for the blue,
But either way, you'll still be screwed.

The feds are here.
The feds are here.

Now, don't be lax,
Just pay the tax,
The feds will scratch each other's backs.

The feds are here.
The feds are here.

They work together as a team,
To steal from us the American Dream.
And suddenly you're finding out,
The feds are all about revenue, revenue.

They tax a lot for revenue,
The feds are all about revenue. (all about revenue)
The feds are all about revenue. (all about revenue)
All about revenue.
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