10-22-2009, 13:10
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Choosing a Wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
Men are like that, you know.
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10-22-2009, 13:25
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There are women who frequent this site.
Some will hunt you down
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10-22-2009, 14:06
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Lost ten grand to hook up with the biggest..........I guess the "total make over"
I know, its only a joke.....listen to the Dozer!!
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10-22-2009, 14:09
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10-22-2009, 15:12
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I'm staying out of this one!!! 
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10-22-2009, 15:25
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Reminds me of the old joke about what happens when you mix PMS with a GPS - you get a B**** who WILL find you! 
"HOLY S***! INNNNN...COOOMMMMMM...INGGGGG!"
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10-22-2009, 18:03
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Originally Posted by Dozer523
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So silly.  How can you fault a guy for telling the truth?
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10-22-2009, 18:09
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Thank you, Dozer, for your chivalry.
I thought it was funny, but then, I'd be one the man picked for his wife.
-Susan
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10-22-2009, 18:16
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Had some nice ones....paid for them to get bigger...(her idea)....she's gone.
'nuf said
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10-22-2009, 18:58
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How can you fault a guy for telling the truth?
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I'm sure all you need do is ask an ex-wife...they find ways...
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10-22-2009, 19:48
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He should have saved the money to spend on any future "up"-keep.
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10-22-2009, 20:16
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Sorry if I offended anybody with this joke. I just thought it was funny, and didn't mean to insult anyone. I guess I've lived alone for too long. I need to get out more.
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10-22-2009, 21:05
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For 15k he could have put half down on a bass boat.
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10-22-2009, 22:26
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Originally Posted by LarryW
Sorry if I offended anybody with this joke. I just thought it was funny, and didn't mean to insult anyone. I guess I've lived alone for too long. I need to get out more.
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You don't have to apologize... . Hmmm... men just don't understand that when a woman is appreciated for what's BEHIND those attractive orbs on her chest, and what's ABOVE them as well, the marriage lasts longer.
Can you imagine if your manhood was the first thing we noticed about men??? Honestly, gee, where I could go with this... . I'd better leave it alone. 
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10-22-2009, 22:28
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For 15k he could have put half down on a bass boat.
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