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Originally Posted by Richard
News Flash! All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of yesterday. When asked why by a local news reporter, one of the purchasers stated, "Russia may have invaded Georgia...but they sure as hell ain't doin' it to Alabama!"
Richard 
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The 1st Alabama group stands ready to repel the invaders.
Capt. Billy Joe Jim Bob (far left, back row) was quoted as saying:
"Dem damn Russkies ain't comin' 'ere into my state, anytime soon. Me an' da boys is ready fer dem. Wees gonna send 'em back over the 38th parlell if'n des tinkin 'bout comin 'ere."
1st Lt. Bobby Ray (middle back row)echoed what Capt. Billy Joe Jim Bob stated and added:
"Shoooot. I's kin take me out a'least 100 of dems damn Reds. Deys can' shot worf a damn no how."
Sgt. Bubba Joe (far right, back row) stated:
"Dey tink deys gonna make me an my kin drink der Vodka an eat dem damn fish eggs, wells, dey got anothr thing comin to 'em. Da only ting take fish eggs is good fer is fer fishin'. Which is what we all was planin' on doin afta wees kick dem outa da great state of Alabama....ROLL TIDE !!!!!"
Pvt. Tiny (front row) said:
"Wees know dey kill'd Dale, and wees ain't gonna forgive'm of dat krime."