Of Guts and Balls

[Texian]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But
do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for
each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and
having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are
you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on
your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having
the balls to say, "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in
the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

[shadowwalker]

I got a great laugh out of that but it is true both will have the same result. Thanks. That was great.