Having seriously studied this problem since you first posted that link I have concluded that the best defense against an unintended milk spill is a containment field made up of Oreo cookies.
From now on any milk delivery vehicle will be required to keep at least one case of Oreos per 100 gallons of milk on hand to staunch the spill of milk. Additionally trucks will be required to carry one multi roll package of Select-A-Size Bounty paper towels....although no kleenixes as there will be no crying over the spilt milk.
Training will begin immediately.
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