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Old 02-06-2009, 13:05   #1
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I was going to put this in the 18B forum.......
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Old 02-06-2009, 13:13   #2
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Thanks for that. I needed the laugh!
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Old 02-06-2009, 13:34   #3
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Old 02-06-2009, 13:51   #4
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I was going to put this in the 18B forum.......
Hay the 18E is responsable for the battery's not the Bravo
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Old 02-06-2009, 13:53   #5
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I am on the "does not need to know" list, but I bet the above situation does not qualify one for having been on a "black op."
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Old 02-06-2009, 14:19   #6
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Hay the 18E is responsable for the battery's not the Bravo
We did a live fire mission, had thousands of 5.56,7.62, .50 cal, rockets, 106mm, 60-4.2 inch guns, etc etc etc. All sorts of weapons. We went in the dead of winter to a range 100+ miles from our base to conduct this mission, just one team.

I had a jr. Bravo forget the "barrels" for the .50's, not the headspace and timing gauges, the friggin barrels.

I had to explain why we brought back thousands of rounds of ammo, all .50

The Cpt thought my yelling at him was a bit harsh and he saved his little ass (from me).

I'd dedicate this thread to him if I could remember his name, I'm sure he got out after serving four years....

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We did a live fire mission, had thousands of 5.56,7.62, .50 cal, rockets, 106mm, 60-4.2 inch guns, etc etc etc. All sorts of weapons. We went in the dead of winter to a range 100+ miles from our base to conduct this mission, just one team.

I had a jr. Bravo forget the "barrels" for the .50's, not the headspace and timing gauges, the friggin barrels.

I had to explain why we brought back thousands of rounds of ammo, all .50

The Cpt thought my yelling at him was a bit harsh and he saved his little ass (from me).

I'd dedicate this thread to him if I could remember his name, I'm sure he got out after serving four years....

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Good Point, the CPT had no business protecting the JR that is NCO Business. I had a range week that the Bravo forgot the Head space and timing Gage and the T&E for the tripods. Really hard to do some of the drills without T&E's..... HSTG was easily fixed the Old fashion way....... But you have me beat with the Barrels...........
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Old 02-06-2009, 15:16   #8
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When I was on my second RVN tour, we had three .50 calibers brought out to the field with plenty of ammmo. You guessed it, nobody brougt a HSTG for any of the guns. A young 2LT said that he had learned at OCS that you could use two dimes and a nickle as a Field Expediant HS guage.

I reache into mmy pocket and brought out some MPCs in the right denominations and challenged the 2LT to try his expediant. There was dead silence.
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Old 02-08-2009, 06:41   #9
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It took me about 5 seconds to get that. LOL
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Old 02-08-2009, 08:51   #10
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I had to explain why we brought back thousands of rounds of ammo, all .50 TS
So I guess you forgot to bring a shovel, too
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Old 02-08-2009, 16:43   #11
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I think I cracked a rib....
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