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View Poll Results: Pick the Best Quotes of 1st Half, 2005
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1. Razor, Joe's Excessive Force
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9.09% |
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2. Jo Sul, Don't Need Keys
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18.18% |
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3. NDD Prosecutes AL
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14 |
42.42% |
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4. Jo Sul, Gentlemen's Club on the Government
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3.03% |
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5. Jack Moroney on CNN
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15.15% |
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6. Casey on the Jimmy Carter Attack Submarine
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6.06% |
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7. Frontsight Wants Mommy
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3.03% |
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8. NDD Smacks a Quitter
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17 |
51.52% |
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9. Reaper on Impressive Creds
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3.03% |
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10. lksteve on the Mogoville Mess Hall
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3.03% |
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11. Shut up, RL.
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6.06% |
07-11-2005, 16:26
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Consigliere
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1st Half 2005 Best Quotes (Semi #1)
OK, there were almost 100 quotes nominated, so I had to pare them down quite a bit. I'm going to do two semifinal polls, each with 10 quotes I thought were best among the nominees. For those of you who think I left something good out, post it in the thread. The final poll will contain the top 4 from each semifinal poll, plus two quotes that were omitted from the semifinals but renominated. You can vote for as many or as few as you like.
They are grouped pretty much in chron order, so if the groupings aren't "fair," that's too bad. 
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Originally posted by Razor
Don't fret, Joe--you're only one 'excessive use of force' episode away from qualifying. 
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http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...ead.php?t=5144
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Originally Posted by Jo Sul
We don't need keys, we have explosives.
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http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...9&page=3&pp=15
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Originally Posted by NousDefionsDoc
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!
AL, I will accept your corrections of my grammar. I will even accept your corrrections of my German. I will gladly admit that you generally maintain the upper hand in every discussion in which I have seen you participate. You are no doubt a brilliant attorney and a fine officer. You may even be better looking than I am.
BUT YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE! If there is not a rule on blasphemey and heresy on this forum, there should be. I will now research the Admin handbook to determine with which high crimes I may formally charge you before the TS and the other Admins and the High Court of SOG.
Be expecting my Writ of SFus Corpus post haste and forthwith.
BamBam will quite obviously be a witness for the prosecution and a member of the jury.
It's an OUTRAGE! An OUTRAGE Yer Honor!
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http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...st.php?p=58234
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Originally Posted by Jo Sul
Does this mean I can use my government credit card to pay my informants at the local gentlemen's club?
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http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...st.php?p=59764
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Originally Posted by Jack Moroney
... Of course to call anyone from CNN and some of the other media outlets journalists is like calling Jeffery Dahlmer a gourmet.
Jack Moroney
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[link not provided by nominator -- Saca, go do push-ups]
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Originally Posted by casey
It is beyond my limited comprehension how anyone - even the squibs - could sit around in a room and say "Attack Submarine Jimmy Carter, yea yea, that will strike fear in their hearts" - we'll name it that. My new definition of irony - the words attack and Jimmy Carter linked forever.
Whats next? The Barney Frank Recon Kill Tank? John Edwards Fighting Knives?
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http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...ead.php?t=5678
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Originally Posted by FrontSight
Motherrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!!!!!!
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http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...3&postcount=16
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Originally Posted by NousDefionsDoc
Jesus, haven't even started yet and want to know how many times you can fail?
ONE! ONE! You get one chance and if you fook it up, we kill you and bury your worthless body in the grease pit behind the messhall. If you have a puppy, we kill it too.
Now go do PT.
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http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...st.php?p=62988
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Originally Posted by The Reaper
Wow!!
Impressive creds! Did you stay at a Holiday Inn Express recently as well?
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http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...st.php?p=67681
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Originally Posted by lksteve
of course the mess hall in Mogoville wasn't very nice, so it's not like wearing our gear detracted from the ambiance...
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07-12-2005, 10:47
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No renominations? 
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07-12-2005, 12:08
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Takes a while to go through the original thread...
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07-12-2005, 18:29
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Renomination 1
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...7312#post67312
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Originally Posted by Doc
That poor girl. I'd bet the last thing that went through her mind was her ass. 
Love and kisses.
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07-12-2005, 18:31
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Renomination 2
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...ead.php?t=6082
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Originally Posted by Surgicalcric
The Democratic Party, the Hezbollah of the United States.
Crip
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07-13-2005, 06:55
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HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!
AL, I will accept your corrections of my grammar. I will even accept your corrrections of my German. I will gladly admit that you generally maintain the upper hand in every discussion in which I have seen you participate. You are no doubt a brilliant attorney and a fine officer. You may even be better looking than I am.
BUT YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE! If there is not a rule on blasphemey and heresy on this forum, there should be. I will now research the Admin handbook to determine with which high crimes I may formally charge you before the TS and the other Admins and the High Court of SOG.
Be expecting my Writ of SFus Corpus post haste and forthwith.
BamBam will quite obviously be a witness for the prosecution and a member of the jury.
It's an OUTRAGE! An OUTRAGE Yer Honor!
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That is the funniest and most appropriate quote on this board IMO. After reading thread after thread of AL's intellectual monkey-stomping, argumentative skull-crushing, and tyrannical pie-charting....
NDD hits the nail on the head.
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07-15-2005, 10:56
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This poll closes on Monday, so please get your votes in.
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07-15-2005, 15:12
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Will there be a run off with this poll since two quotes are so close?
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07-15-2005, 15:15
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Originally Posted by Goggles Pizano
Will there be a run off with this poll since two quotes are so close?
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The top four will make it to the next poll. If there is a tie for fourth, we'll have to break it somehow. A poll is one way to do that.
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07-16-2005, 10:36
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I would like to see some more QPs voting before this poll closes on Monday, if you would be so kind. 
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07-18-2005, 10:53
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This poll is closing today, so get your votes in quickly if you haven't already.
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07-18-2005, 15:27
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About one hour left . . .
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