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Warrior-Mentor
04-15-2006, 23:53
That's the finished link.
Here's the start link:
http://www.quizarama.com/redneckquiz1.php
Redneck Quiz Final Score
Congratulations, Your score is 12 out of 15
"You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction."
I am not sure if this makes me happy or not!
The Reaper
04-16-2006, 07:24
15 for 15.
Was there any doubt?
TR
15 for 15.
Was there any doubt.
TR
11 out of 15
Pete
Congratulations, Your score is 10 out of 15
"You scored well this means you are one of 3 things. 1) You are exceptionally bright. 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission. 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it."
#3. I must be ever vigilant or my inner-redneck will appear. It is a slippery slope to a rusted pick-up in the front yard and blue tarp roof repairs.
Found this on the web.
APPLICATION TO BE A REDNECK
Name:_____________________________
Nickname:________________________________
CB Handle:______________________________
Address (RFD No.)_____________--_________________________
Daddy (if unknown, list 3 suspects):____________________________________
Mamma:___________________________________
Neck Shade:_________Light Red _________Medium Red __________Dark Red
Number of teeth exposed in full grin: Upper_______ Lower________
Name of Pickup owned:________________________
Height of Truck________________
Truck equipped with:
Gun Rack ______4-Wheel Drive ______Confederate Flag _______
Cassette Deck ______Load of Wood ______Hijacker Shocks _______Radar Detector ______
Mag Wheels ______Dual CB Antennas _______Spittoon ______Camper Top ______
Air Horns _______Mud Flaps ______Toothpick Holder ______Mug-Grip Tires _______
Racoon Hide ______Big Dog
Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of pickup:_________
BUMPER STICKERS:
Eat More Possum _____My other car is a piece of shit too _____Honk if you're horny _____
If you ain't a cowboy you ain't shit _____Redman Chewing Tobacco _____Wave if you're horny ___
Define the following (must be 90% correct):
1. Grits 6. Sawmill Gravy 11. Cobbler 16. Tater 2. Goobers 7. Turnip Salad 12. Fatback 17. Pig Skins ?. Pinto Beans 8. Shit-on-a-Shingle 13. Tote 18. Okrie 4. Collards 9. Redeye Gravy 14. Chickin' Fry 19. Shonuf ?. Sidemeat 10.Soppin' Syrup 15. Poke 20. Chitlins
Favorite Vocalist:
Reba McEntire ____Conway Twitty ____Loretta Lynn ____Hank Williams Jr. ____Randy Travis ____Ray Wylie Hubbard ____Tammy Wynette ____Slim Whitman ____Porter Wagoner ____Willie Nelson ____George Jones ____Box Car Willie
Favorite Recreation
Square Dancin' ____Possum Huntin' ____Skinny Dippin' ____Craw Daddin' ____Gospel Singin'____
4-Wheelin' ____Drankin' ____Spittin' Backy ____Bill Chip Throwin' ____Honky Tonkin' ____
Noodlin' ____Other
Name of son(s):
Bubba _______Jim Bob _______LeeRoy ______J.D.
Name of Daughter(s):
PammySue ______Violet ______Paulette _____Daisy
Weapons owned: _____Deer Rifle _____Sawed-off Shotgun _____Varmit Rifle _____Log Cabin _____Tire Iron _____Power Chain Saw _____Pick Handle _____Hick'ry Switch
Number of Dogs:_____ Type:_____Blue Tick ______Black & Tan _______Beagle _______Bird Dawg >
Cap Emblem: _____John Deer _____McCullock Chain Saws _____Budweiser _____Vo-Tech _____Skoal _____Coors _____NAPA _____Smile If You're Not Wearing Underwear
Number of Dependants: _______Legal _______Claimed
Number of Weeks Unemployed:__________
Number of Welfare Checks Received:_________
Memberships:
KKK ___NRA ___Moose ___PTL Club ___AA ___Bass Club ___VFW ___Quiltin' Bee ___American Legion ___ United Sons and Daughters of the Confederacy ___John Birch Society
Length of Right Leg:__________
Length of Left Leg:___________
Does your truck contain some part painted the official state color of Primer Red?Yes ___No___
How many cars do you have jacked up on blocks in your front yard?__________
How many kitchen appliances will you keep on your front porch?__________
Will you wear mostly double-knit polyester pants with snags?________
Do you own any shoes? _____Yes _____No If yes, how many?_________
What year did you last purchase shoes?_________
Are you married to any of the following: _______Sister _______Cousin ________Sow
Do you know her name? _____________
Does your wife weigh more than your pickup?_________
Can you sign your name and get the spelling right every time?___________
Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend?__________
If so, why?______________________________________________ _________________
Can you count: Past 10 with your shoes on?___________________ To 21 with your fly up?_________________
Do you know any words that have more than 4 letters?______________
Have you ever had more than one bath in a week?_______________
Medical Information:
Do you have at least two of the following:
BO ____Crabs ____Head Lice _____Rabies ____Trench Mouth _____Runny Nose _____Bad Breath ____Chafing
IF YOUR APPLICATION IS TURNED DOWN, YOU MAY BE STILL QUALIFY TO ATTEND AUBURN UNIVERSITY. THEIR STANDARDS ARE SLIGHTLY LOWER.
hanging out on-line with some of you. I scored 13 out of 15 and I've only been to Georgia once and Florida once. It might also be the fact that growing up in Eastern Washington is a whole different experience than growing up in the Seattle area. Happy Easter y'all. :cool:
18 X Dad
I noticed TFM didn't post his score!
Watcha hidin'?
I failed miserably. 4 out of 15. And my buddies back home tried so hard to bring me up too speed. I can't help being raised in the city. :boohoo
I failed miserably. 4 out of 15. And my buddies back home tried so hard to bring me up too speed. I can't help being raised in the city. :boohoo
Man, you must have even missed Scrapple & Grits.:D
Pete
TFM...I'll help you with a training course in Red-Neckerisms
1. Give up the Sushi for Fried Okra
2. Only watch the Dukes of Hazard and WWE on TV
3. Park your car in the front yard without mowing it for the rest of the summer
4. Pour out all of that fine wine and only drink Old Milwaukee’s Best (from a can)
gunnerjohn
04-16-2006, 13:22
14 of 15... yes we are rednecks out in Oregon also. I wonder is there is a logger test out there we can administer to Harsey???
TFM...I'll help you with a training course in Red-Neckerisms
1. Give up the Sushi for Fried Okra
2. Only watch the Dukes of Hazard and WWE on TV
3. Park your car in the front yard without mowing it for the rest of the summer
4. Pour out all of that fine wine and only drink Old Milwaukee’s Best (from a can)
:D :D LOL
aricbcool
04-17-2006, 16:48
Congratulations, Your score is 7 out of 15
"You did ok but your not a redneck. You probably visited the south a few times but obviously managed to escape without the words y'all and fixin' ta being added perminantly to your vocabulary."
To my credit I do have an old Mustang parked in front of my house painted 5 different colors, to include rust, and primer red. :D
--Aric
Roguish Lawyer
04-17-2006, 18:48
This may shock some of you, but . . .
Congratulations, Your score is 12 out of 15
"You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction."
Time for a fresh dip . . . :D
Congratulations, Your score is 12 out of 15
"You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction."
There were a few that I've forgotten, like the smallest cubic inch smallblock chevy question.
Oh and I quit dipping in Hawaii, got too damn costly. But I'm still a redneck......damn, I'm still a redneck!!! :p
12 outta 15
I don't know if this is good or bad ??
Guess I better git going on my Yankee/Northern speak.....
Soooo......I'ma gonna go throw some steaks on the BBQ. :D
9 outta 15
I don't know if this is good or bad ?? But, If I look at it as the fact that I married one, well at least the family. Thats GOOD??? I do know one thing now, I do watch NASCAR on most Sundays.
CPTAUSRET
04-18-2006, 09:55
12 for 15 here also.
14/15...something slipped my mind...maybe it's because i've been working around Yankees the lasts twelve years...:eek:
Slantwire
04-18-2006, 10:07
13/15. Must have had some lucky guesses - four years in SW Virginia countering my twenty years in the DC part of Virginia.
13/15. Must have had some lucky guesses - four years in SW Virginia countering my twenty years in the DC part of Virginia.
This reinforces the fact that he has a willingness to let go of insane for sane. How many country folks do you see vacationing in The Big Apple? You mostly see country folks working at some other task while on vacation or relocating their families to a more redneck vacation spot so they have someone else to make fun of.
Citified folks come to the country to relax, nuff said. They want to get away from it all.
So this begs the additional question....where do park rangers go on vacation to get away from it all? :D
Bill Harsey
04-18-2006, 21:00
14 of 15... yes we are rednecks out in Oregon also. I wonder is there is a logger test out there we can administer to Harsey???
I already took that test over a 10 year period.
In that time I was part of a crew that built roads to, fell, bucked, rigged, yarded, loaded and transported well over 100 million bd. ft. of timber to the mills.
I'm in no mood to take a test on logging.
edited to add: Thanks for thinking of me.
zeroalpha
04-19-2006, 05:06
I got 0
I think I did ok.
Bill Harsey
04-19-2006, 09:16
I got 0
I think I did ok.
You need to broaden your cultural experiences. :D
Congratulations, Your score is 10 out of 15
"You scored well this means you are one of 3 things. 1) You are exceptionally bright. 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission. 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it."
No wonder why I drive my wife crazy.:lifter
zeroalpha
04-19-2006, 16:52
You need to broaden your cultural experiences. :D
Indeed. Im heading over to the US late this year.
I want to go to "Hooters"
That and some other places.
Bill Harsey
04-19-2006, 17:59
Indeed. Im heading over to the US late this year.
I want to go to "Hooters"
That and some other places.
That's all the culture you should need.
Guy, That's an impressive score!
I want to go to "Hooters"
They have the best chicken wings! My wife will even go with me for the wings.
My wife actually likes the place for the wings, I've only beed 3 or 4 times. I like wings, I just can't eat the damn things from being preoccupied with the girls.
Don't get me wrong, I've been to Hooter's that have some very attractive ladies. But I've seen my fair share of girls that shouldn't be allowed to work in clothes that skimpy. Must of been lucky my day to get he "B" squad. :p
Don't get me wrong, I've been to Hooter's that have some very attractive ladies. But I've seen my fair share of girls that shouldn't be allowed to work in clothes that skimpy. Must of been lucky my day to get he "B" squad. :p
As opposed to the "D" squad? Wings great, scenery fine, but shiny brown pantyhose kills it for me.
Tom Odom
04-27-2006, 13:26
Congratulations, Your score is 14 out of 15
"You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction."
As a retired FAO who spent years rubbing elbows and other body parts with the refined society in the embassy crowd in the Middle East and Africa, I am particularly proud that I have retained my own cultural roots.
Then again as a quasi-Cajun from SE Texas I would have to say ethnic confusion prevented me from scoring 100%. What the #$%& is a scuppernong?
"That ain't skoal yer smellin. That's winner green kolone"
Best
Tom
As opposed to the "D" squad? Wings great, scenery fine, but shiny brown pantyhose kills it for me.there's no pleasing some folks...picky, picky, picky...:rolleyes:
The Reaper
04-27-2006, 14:53
What the #$%& is a scuppernong?
Tom
A scuppernong is a grape, indigenous to North America, IIRC, from which fine homemade wine can be made.
TR
there's no pleasing some folks...picky, picky, picky...:rolleyes:
I had to find something to temper my enthusiasm while in mixed company.:D
Redneck Quiz Final Score
Congratulations, Your score is 9 out of 15
"You scored well this means you are one of 3 things. 1) You are exceptionally bright. 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission. 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it."
11 out of 15.
Growing up we called it pawnhaus/ponhaws instead of scrapple. I didn't know what scrapple was until I went to college.
Bill Harsey
04-27-2006, 18:27
This test would do well with geographic variations. For example, can anyone explain what a "Molly Hogan" is?
This term and it's origin would be known to those gentlemen who worked in the woods logging but possibly foreign to graduates of MIT.
about cable, ... I guess a "real man" would use a fid and splice it in rather than clamps. I hear stories of splicing steel cable by hand, don't think I would ever want to do it. It is bad enough with braided line. I have two rigging knives w/fids. I would use clamps too.
I'll have to ask the logger who lives below me. But He uses the new Finnish stuff. He does have a a gin(SP) pole..
Not sure if I gor it right. We did some selective cut to thin our forest. 7 truck loads of timber and about that in Fur wood.
This test would do well with geographic variations. For example, can anyone explain what a "Molly Hogan" is?
This term and it's origin would be known to those gentlemen who worked in the woods logging but possibly foreign to graduates of MIT.
Bill Harsey
04-27-2006, 18:53
about cable, ... I guess a "real man" would use a fid and splice it in rather than clamps. I hear stories of splicing steel cable by hand, don't think I would ever want to do it. It is bad enough with braided line. I have two rigging knives w/fids. I would use clamps too.
I'll have to ask the logger who lives below me. But He uses the new Finnish stuff. He does have a a gin(SP) pole..
Not sure if I gor it right. We did some selective cut to thin our forest. 7 truck loads of timber and about that in Fur wood.
That's close enough for a pass.
I can tear apart and wrap a Molly Hogan in one inch wire rope, barehanded, no clamps.
Others can decide if this makes me a real man or not.
The Reaper
04-27-2006, 19:08
Others can decide if this makes me a real man or not.
Well, I have hung out with you on more than a few occasions, and I will stipulate that you are a real man, unless you want to quibble with me, forcing me to bring out the photos.
TR
That's close enough for a pass.
I can tear apart and wrap a Molly Hogan in one inch wire rope, barehanded, no clamps.
Others can decide if this makes me a real man or not.
Ok OK, I will enjoy my life in the whimp class. After All I can be first to the beer and never am I called, "late for dinner".
Dad, was in the China fleet before the war, and we once talked about wire rope and splicing it. I am glad I never had to deal with it.
Ambush Master
04-27-2006, 20:59
Well, I have hung out with you on more than a few occasions, and I will stipulate that you are a real man, unless you want to quibble with me, forcing me to bring out the photos.
TR
Not the PINK BEDROOM PICS?!?!?!?!:D
Bill, I did not want to completely answer, 'cause I did not want to let the cat out of the bag, so to speak.
Any ways, here are some rigging knives of mine with fids.
Bill Harsey
04-28-2006, 08:19
Not the PINK BEDROOM PICS?!?!?!?!:D
Hey! You guys told me what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Bill Harsey
04-28-2006, 08:29
Bill, I did not want to completely answer, 'cause I did not want to let the cat out of the bag, so to speak.
Any ways, here are some rigging knives of mine with fids.
Hollis, That's good stuff for the correct types of line and handy kit to keep around. I'm not much good with soft rope, it splices different from wire rope and I always get confused.
The "molly" is a fast down and dirty way to put an eye in the end of a wire rope but it won't stand up to wear and running thru shivs or around drums like a properly spliced eye. I've helped long splice one and three eights inch mainline and have watched even bigger wire rope get spliced where it took a rigging chain and a D-7 Cat to suck the "strands' in tight.
We used some marlin spikes thirty inches long but usually about one and two footers would do.
A good question remains, anyone know the source of the name "Molly Hogan"?
Hey! You guys told me what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
LOL
12 out of 15, not too bad for a Marylander. Guess I need to move west.
13 out of 15
guess be'n stuck on a rock,, to long..
Butt's we gots one of dem sat-o-light dish's to watch Bill Dance Outdoors,, most days..
x SF med
06-14-2008, 16:02
Congratulations, Your score is 13 out of 15
"You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction."
I thought I was born and raised in Queens NY, I must be mistaken.
I know the problem - I spend too much time with GunnerJohn and Bill Harsey - they've turned me into a redneck.
I thought I was born and raised in Queens NY, I must be mistaken.
I know the problem - I spend too much time with GunnerJohn and Bill Harsey - they've turned me into a redneck.
.....and being a true gentleman, your not crediting any of this metamorphosis on a certain Lady. :D
Yeah blame the Oregonians.
14 out of 15 Thats what I get for hanging out in the team room so much.
11 out of 15.
I most likely resemble this: "2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission." :D
Pat
The test is hopelessly flawed 13 of 15
LibraryLady
06-16-2008, 08:04
.....and being a true gentleman, your not crediting any of this metamorphosis on a certain Lady. :D
Yeah blame the Oregonians.
;) Oregonians are definitely rednecks! But then again, us Washingtonians can be too... :rolleyes:
Congratulations, Your score is 14 out of 15
"You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction."
LL
Ret10Echo
06-16-2008, 10:09
14 of 15...
So who doesn't know Petty's car number???
AGaillard
06-19-2008, 09:52
15/15 Living in western NC has it's advantages. I do admit that I WAGed the small block GM engine question.
hunteran
06-20-2008, 20:12
Congratulations, Your score is 8 out of 15
"You did ok but your not a redneck. You probably visited the south a few times but obviously managed to escape without the words y'all and fixin' ta being added perminantly to your vocabulary."
The only time I've ever been in the South was when I spent 6 hours in the Atlanta airport on a layover. Been to a bunch of states, just none of them from the South...
greenberetTFS
06-24-2008, 11:49
I scored 10 out of 15...Not bad for a displaced boy originally out of Chicago....:lifter
Teddy
Congratulations, Your score is 10 out of 15
"You scored well this means you are one of 3 things. 1) You are exceptionally bright. 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission. 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it."
ZonieDiver
06-24-2008, 13:09
Congratulations, Your score is 12 out of 15
"You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction."
My whole family lives in Greensboro, NC and I visit often. My brother makes me do the beer run down to the "Starvin' Marvin" after a long day of shooting his arsenal off the back porch.
Roguish Lawyer
06-24-2008, 14:41
12/15
"You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction."
Who knew?
Roguish Lawyer
06-24-2008, 14:44
This may shock some of you, but . . .
Time for a fresh dip . . . :D
LOL, I forgot I took the test before. Funny my score didn't change . . .
Surgicalcric
06-24-2008, 14:44
14 of 15 for me...
Who would have ever guessed it...
Crip
14 of 15 for me...
Who would have ever guessed it...
Crip
I had a slight idea that might have been the case, but hey, mine was 14 out 15, as well:p:D