Redneck, Hillbilly or city slicker

[HOLLiS]

http://www.quizarama.com/redneckquizfinal.php

[Warrior-Mentor]

That's the finished link.

Here's the start link:

http://www.quizarama.com/redneckquiz1.php

[SF18C]

Redneck Quiz Final Score

Congratulations, Your score is 12 out of 15

"You are a redneck. Be proud, Stand straight, Stand tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing the smell of your skoal in my direction."

I am not sure if this makes me happy or not!

[The Reaper]

15 for 15.

Was there any doubt?

TR

[Pete]

Originally Posted by The Reaper

15 for 15.

Was there any doubt.

TR

11 out of 15

Pete

[Sten]

Congratulations, Your score is 10 out of 15

"You scored well this means you are one of 3 things. 1) You are exceptionally bright. 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out of the south and are in remission. 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it."

#3. I must be ever vigilant or my inner-redneck will appear. It is a slippery slope to a rusted pick-up in the front yard and blue tarp roof repairs.

[TFM]

Found this on the web.

APPLICATION TO BE A REDNECK

Name:_____________________________
Nickname:________________________________
CB Handle:______________________________
Address (RFD No.)_____________--_________________________
Daddy (if unknown, list 3 suspects):____________________________________
Mamma:___________________________________
Neck Shade:_________Light Red _________Medium Red __________Dark Red
Number of teeth exposed in full grin: Upper_______ Lower________
Name of Pickup owned:________________________
Height of Truck________________
Truck equipped with:
Gun Rack ______4-Wheel Drive ______Confederate Flag _______
Cassette Deck ______Load of Wood ______Hijacker Shocks _______Radar Detector ______
Mag Wheels ______Dual CB Antennas _______Spittoon ______Camper Top ______
Air Horns _______Mud Flaps ______Toothpick Holder ______Mug-Grip Tires _______
Racoon Hide ______Big Dog

Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of pickup:_________

BUMPER STICKERS:
Eat More Possum _____My other car is a piece of shit too _____Honk if you're horny _____
If you ain't a cowboy you ain't shit _____Redman Chewing Tobacco _____Wave if you're horny ___

Define the following (must be 90% correct):
1. Grits 6. Sawmill Gravy 11. Cobbler 16. Tater 2. Goobers 7. Turnip Salad 12. Fatback 17. Pig Skins ?. Pinto Beans 8. Shit-on-a-Shingle 13. Tote 18. Okrie 4. Collards 9. Redeye Gravy 14. Chickin' Fry 19. Shonuf ?. Sidemeat 10.Soppin' Syrup 15. Poke 20. Chitlins

Favorite Vocalist:
Reba McEntire ____Conway Twitty ____Loretta Lynn ____Hank Williams Jr. ____Randy Travis ____Ray Wylie Hubbard ____Tammy Wynette ____Slim Whitman ____Porter Wagoner ____Willie Nelson ____George Jones ____Box Car Willie

Favorite Recreation
Square Dancin' ____Possum Huntin' ____Skinny Dippin' ____Craw Daddin' ____Gospel Singin'____
4-Wheelin' ____Drankin' ____Spittin' Backy ____Bill Chip Throwin' ____Honky Tonkin' ____
Noodlin' ____Other
Name of son(s):
Bubba _______Jim Bob _______LeeRoy ______J.D.
Name of Daughter(s):
PammySue ______Violet ______Paulette _____Daisy
Weapons owned: _____Deer Rifle _____Sawed-off Shotgun _____Varmit Rifle _____Log Cabin _____Tire Iron _____Power Chain Saw _____Pick Handle _____Hick'ry Switch
Number of Dogs:_____ Type:_____Blue Tick ______Black & Tan _______Beagle _______Bird Dawg >
Cap Emblem: _____John Deer _____McCullock Chain Saws _____Budweiser _____Vo-Tech _____Skoal _____Coors _____NAPA _____Smile If You're Not Wearing Underwear

Number of Dependants: _______Legal _______Claimed

Number of Weeks Unemployed:__________

Number of Welfare Checks Received:_________

Memberships:

KKK ___NRA ___Moose ___PTL Club ___AA ___Bass Club ___VFW ___Quiltin' Bee ___American Legion ___ United Sons and Daughters of the Confederacy ___John Birch Society

Length of Right Leg:__________
Length of Left Leg:___________
Does your truck contain some part painted the official state color of Primer Red?Yes ___No___
How many cars do you have jacked up on blocks in your front yard?__________
How many kitchen appliances will you keep on your front porch?__________
Will you wear mostly double-knit polyester pants with snags?________
Do you own any shoes? _____Yes _____No If yes, how many?_________
What year did you last purchase shoes?_________
Are you married to any of the following: _______Sister _______Cousin ________Sow
Do you know her name? _____________
Does your wife weigh more than your pickup?_________
Can you sign your name and get the spelling right every time?___________
Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend?__________
If so, why?______________________________________________ _________________
Can you count: Past 10 with your shoes on?___________________ To 21 with your fly up?_________________
Do you know any words that have more than 4 letters?______________
Have you ever had more than one bath in a week?_______________
Medical Information:
Do you have at least two of the following:
BO ____Crabs ____Head Lice _____Rabies ____Trench Mouth _____Runny Nose _____Bad Breath ____Chafing

IF YOUR APPLICATION IS TURNED DOWN, YOU MAY BE STILL QUALIFY TO ATTEND AUBURN UNIVERSITY. THEIR STANDARDS ARE SLIGHTLY LOWER.

[18C Dad]

hanging out on-line with some of you. I scored 13 out of 15 and I've only been to Georgia once and Florida once. It might also be the fact that growing up in Eastern Washington is a whole different experience than growing up in the Seattle area. Happy Easter y'all.

18 X Dad

[SF18C]

I noticed TFM didn't post his score!

Watcha hidin'?

[TFM]

I failed miserably. 4 out of 15. And my buddies back home tried so hard to bring me up too speed. I can't help being raised in the city.

[Pete]

Originally Posted by TFM

I failed miserably. 4 out of 15. And my buddies back home tried so hard to bring me up too speed. I can't help being raised in the city.

Man, you must have even missed Scrapple & Grits.

Pete

[SF18C]

TFM...I'll help you with a training course in Red-Neckerisms

1. Give up the Sushi for Fried Okra
2. Only watch the Dukes of Hazard and WWE on TV
3. Park your car in the front yard without mowing it for the rest of the summer
4. Pour out all of that fine wine and only drink Old Milwaukee’s Best (from a can)

[gunnerjohn]

14 of 15... yes we are rednecks out in Oregon also. I wonder is there is a logger test out there we can administer to Harsey???

[TFM]

Originally Posted by SF18C

TFM...I'll help you with a training course in Red-Neckerisms

1. Give up the Sushi for Fried Okra
2. Only watch the Dukes of Hazard and WWE on TV
3. Park your car in the front yard without mowing it for the rest of the summer
4. Pour out all of that fine wine and only drink Old Milwaukee’s Best (from a can)

LOL

[aricbcool]

Congratulations, Your score is 7 out of 15

"You did ok but your not a redneck. You probably visited the south a few times but obviously managed to escape without the words y'all and fixin' ta being added perminantly to your vocabulary."

To my credit I do have an old Mustang parked in front of my house painted 5 different colors, to include rust, and primer red.

--Aric