You're a Extreme Redneck when:

[HOLLiS]

You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the
dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down
depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the
same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league"
bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their
rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying,
"Hey, guys, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling
fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled
Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween! pumpkin on your porch has more
teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the
fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to
get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because
there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting
your wife drunk.

18. You can't remember what is under the blue tarp in
the front of your house.

[dennisw]

what are the similarities between a tornado and a red neck divorce? Either way you lose the trailer.

[Detcord]

Ok, here's some visuals...

[Detcord]

And more....

[72_Wilderness]

Originally Posted by HOLLiS

6. Someone in your family died right after saying,
"Hey, guys, watch this."

My sense of humor might be a bit off and I wish he hadn’t died but some things are out of our control.

http://www.statesman.com/news/conten...8parasail.html

Austin man dies in parasailing accident

James Greene was being towed by tractor when gust of wind caught his craft.
AMERICAN-STATESMAN STAFF

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

The son of a Waco television meteorologist was killed Sunday while parasailing behind a tractor on his father's property in Lorena, officials said Tuesday.
James Greene, 24, of Austin was parasailing behind the tractor in the 1100 block of East Rocket Road about 1 p.m. Sunday. His father, Don Greene, 57, was driving the tractor. Wind gusts of more than 30 mph blew during the day, according to the National Weather Service's Dallas-Fort Worth office.
Those gusts picked the tractor off the ground, and the towrope broke, officials said.
James Greene fell toward the ground, and Greene's body struck a tree, said Cpl. Geoff Henningsen, a spokesman with the Robinson Police Department. Lorena is about 13 miles south of Waco; Robinson is five miles south.
Greene was taken to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center in Waco, where he died Sunday afternoon. Henningsen said no charges would be filed. He said terrestrial parasailing behind a tractor "is not a wise thing to do, but it's not against the law."
Don Greene is a meteorologist for KXXV-TV, the ABC affiliate in Waco. He could not be reached for comment.