Bin Laden joke

[rubberneck]

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer
-- are working together one day. They come across a lantern
and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is
three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also
farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
Iraq, Iran and Saudi Arabia so that no infidels, Jews or Americans
can come into our precious state."

Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.

The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about
this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000
feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can
get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."

The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."

[Sdiver]

That's a good one.