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Old 01-10-2006, 18:39   #1
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Clintons Seen At Yankee Game Together!

Clintons At a Yankees Game
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Spotted recently, President Bill and Senator Hillary Clinton are in the front
row just above the dug out at a Yankees game. The row behind them
is taken up with Secret Service agents. One of them leans over and
whispers something in the President's ear.

President Clinton pauses, then grabs Hillary by the scruff of the neck
and heaves her over the railing. She falls 10 feet to the top of the
dug out, kicking and screaming obscenities all the way down, and after
she lands, the President bows to the crowd, and shakes hands and "high
five's" everyone near him.

The same Secret Service agent again leans over and whispers, "No Mr.
President, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH."
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Old 01-10-2006, 18:44   #2
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LOL!
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Old 01-10-2006, 18:47   #3
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True story?

That's not comedy...that's a tragedy...that it's not true.

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Old 01-10-2006, 18:47   #4
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LMAO !
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Old 01-10-2006, 18:56   #5
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The sad fact is that the majority of NY voters were satisfied with Bill's performance, elected Hillary to the US Senate, and would probably vote for her as a candidate for the Presidency.

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Old 01-11-2006, 02:51   #6
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Lol

Very good!

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