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Old 01-10-2006, 08:50   #1
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Blonde Tracking

Since my last joke made me drop and have to do pushups, I decided to post about something that nobody should be offended by, Blonde Women. Ok here goes...

Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were.

The first blonde said, "I think they’re deer tracks!"

The second blonde said, "I think they’re dog tracks!"

The third blonde said, "Well, I think they’re cow tracks!"

They were still arguing when the train hit them.
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Old 01-10-2006, 09:01   #2
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Very good
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Old 01-10-2006, 09:11   #3
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That didn't even make me smile, knock'em out.

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Good thing your going SF and not stand up comedy......
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Old 01-10-2006, 09:28   #4
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Knocking em out TS
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Old 01-10-2006, 10:50   #5
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jon448,
Got any more jokes? post 'em here if you do.
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Old 01-10-2006, 19:40   #6
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I'm just frustrated that this thread isn't filled with SF tips on the subject...



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Old 01-10-2006, 23:17   #7
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I'm just frustrated that this thread isn't filled with SF tips on the subject...



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I'd have to agree there. From the thread title, I was expecting information regarding "locating, closing with, etc."

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