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HUMOR
A beautiful BLONDE woman was walking down the street when she was
approached by
a man. The man said, " I want to have SEX with you right now! I'll
drop
500
dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to
pick it
up I will make love to you from behind and be on my way!" The woman
thought it
over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her
girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.
Her
girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you
can
pick it
up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me
what
happened." An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend
back.
"What
happened?" the girlfriend asked. The lady said, " That Son-Of-A-Bitch
had
$500
in quarters!"
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