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Vet humor
After examining a parrot, the vet told the owner "I'm sorry but your parrot doesn't have long to live." "I want to be sure" said the owner "Are there any tests you can do?" The vet left the room and returned with a big black Labrador that sniffed the bird and shook his head. Then the vet brought in a Persian cat that also sniffed the parrot and shook his head. The vet said "Yes, your parrot is definitely terminal" and handed the owner a bill. The owner looked at the bill and yelled "$500!! just to tell me my parrot is dying." The vet shrugged. "If you'd taken my word for it the bill would have only been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan..."
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