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Old 11-17-2005, 16:44   #1
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Cool Today's Survival Tip for Drunks
Today's survival tip:

Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest Pizza Hut, place an order, and when they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with them.

Update to today's survival tip:

When catching a lift with the delivery guy give him directions to take you the long way home - delivering the pizza after 45mins will get you the pizza and the ride for free.
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Old 11-17-2005, 17:19   #2
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Today's survival tip:

Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest Pizza Hut, place an order, and when they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with them.

Update to today's survival tip:

When catching a lift with the delivery guy give him directions to take you the long way home - delivering the pizza after 45mins will get you the pizza and the ride for free.
This belongs in the redneck engineering thread!
I like it.
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Old 11-17-2005, 17:34   #3
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Excellent! You should consider a career in arbitrage trading.
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Old 11-17-2005, 19:09   #4
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But PLEASE tip well it would be a really long drive for that pizza delivery guy.
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Old 11-18-2005, 00:53   #5
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Great G!

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