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Frog joke
disclaimer: I cleaned this one up... use your imagination:
A guy walks into a bar, bellys up next to the hottest lady in the house, buys himself and her a drink and starts a conversation.
The conversation continues through several more drinks, and finally the guy turns to the girl and sez: "I got a (vulgar word for a coveted piece of female anatomy) eating frog." "you do not" sez the girl, supressing a fit of laughter.
"I sure as hell do, young lady, and I can prove it to ya" says the guy.
"Bring it on" she challenges the guy.
Out in the alley way they go, the girl sits on a stool and exposes her treasured anantomy.
Sure as Stuttgart, the guy pulls a frog outta his pocket. The guy places the frog in a position to be able to complete the mission.
The girl looks at the frog.....the frog looks at the girl......nothin
The girl looks at the frog.....the frog looks at the girl......nuttin!
The girl looks at the frog...the frog looks at the girl......absoloutley NUTTIN!
The guy picks up the Frog, points his finger at the Frog and says;
"you dumb ass frog......I'm gonna SHOW you one last time!!!"
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Doug 
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