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Old 10-28-2005, 07:41   #1
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Why you never question a drunk

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where
she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee and
a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmly
stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at
her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."
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Old 10-28-2005, 08:33   #2
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Nice!
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Old 10-28-2005, 08:41   #3
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Oh man, that one's makin' the rounds today!
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Old 10-28-2005, 09:08   #4
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That was funny
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Old 10-28-2005, 09:19   #5
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Funny, and reminds me of a couple of Churchill's quotes.


Lady Astor to Churchill "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"
Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it"


Bessie Braddock to Churchill "Winston, your drunk!"
Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober"

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Old 10-28-2005, 09:56   #6
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I'm glad that brightened a few days.

I lmao when I heard that one this morning.
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