Tree Humor

[Kyobanim]

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He
replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is,
however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

[Seth]

I'll add this to Kyo's thread, since it's related. Hopefully, It's a joke that Mr. Harsey will enjoy:


A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an
anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There
was a large tree on one of the highest points in the
tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor
of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As
she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that
attacked her.

In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree
to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In
considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.
She told him she was an environmentalist and an
anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience
and then told her to go into the examining room and he
would see of he could help her. She sat and waited
three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and than told her, "Well, I had to get
permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the
Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management
before I could remove old-growth timber from a
recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me
down."