Hints for Gypsy

Maisy · 09-08-2005, 20:50

http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/...ead.php?t=8245

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Originally Posted by Gypsy

BK...that would be bud-ette.

LOL Gypsy, what's that, the second time you have been mistaken???

You obviously need to start sounding more "girly".

To help in this, I have put together a few suggestions:

1) You must end all posts with the qualifier "at least that's just my little weak girly opinion..."

2) You must refer to your gun at all times as "my bang-bang thingy" and your knife as "my stabby thingy" (as in "my stabby thingy came in handy last night to smush an icky spider")

3) You must never refer to someone as a tool - use the words "silly, naughty man" (it sounds much sissier

)

Hope that helps (ROFL)

Gypsy · 09-08-2005, 21:04

Mistaken? Moi? Bite your tongue! Not me, nope...never.

I definitely can't afford to hire you as my posting consultant, but thanks. I think. LOL.

However, I'm "girly" when it's ahhhh....you know, the right time. Other than that I'm often told I think like a man but look like a woman....it's the best of both worlds.

For those that know me, I could never pull off the weak girly thing anyway. Such is my lot in life...

Maisy · 09-08-2005, 21:08

Sorry, that first sentence wasn't complete, it was actually "mistaken for a man".

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I'm often told I think like a man but look like a woman

I get this also, haven't yet decided if it's an insult or a compliment - it can go either way really!

Gypsy · 09-08-2005, 21:26

It's a compliment.

Maisy · 09-08-2005, 22:00

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Mistaken? Moi? Bite your tongue! Not me, nope...never.

Of course, you are not mistaken, women are never mistaken. They may occasionally, very rarely, not be in possession of all the facts, through no fault of their own, but they are never wrong!

Quote:

It's a compliment.

Only if the basic assumption is that men "think" better than women.

Pandora · 09-08-2005, 22:05

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Originally Posted by Gypsy

Other than that I'm often told I think like a man but look like a woman....it's the best of both worlds.

Uhm... NO!

Rare is my foray into the realm of the XX / XY argument, but Honey-Gypsy, those big, bad MOFO's who we love, respect and admire so dearly for protecting us against evil, being locked & loaded and surviving SERE, (or teaching it) ...

Well, those same sweet Studs still can't figure us out and are defenceless against us in the face of our "different" thoughts. Your most precious gift to them is in NOT thinking like them much of time. Hang on to that and never forget:

"When the Mama ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy!"

Balances & Checks... Chicks and Balance

(p.s. make sure you send out an RFQ for "Post Consultant" rates! I'll bid cheaper! )

Maisy · 09-08-2005, 22:22

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"When the Mama ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy!"

ROFL!

Oh, I gotta create a situation where I can use that one!! (Be pro-active, not reactive

)

Gypsy · 09-08-2005, 22:22

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Originally Posted by Pandora

"When the Mama ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy!"

Balances & Checks... Chicks and Balance

(p.s. make sure you send out an RFQ for "Post Consultant" rates! I'll bid cheaper! )

LOL! You got it.

What I was trying to say, unsuccessfully it seems, is that generally I'm more of a logical thinker vice emotional thinker, yet being that I am a woman there is obviously a dichotomy. That in and of itself seems to throw some men off...and intrigues others. The phrase "you're dangerous" is something I have heard often in my life.

When it counts, I'm all XX...trust me.

Pandora · 09-08-2005, 22:43

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What I was trying to say, unsuccessfully it seems, is that generally I'm more of a logical thinker vice emotional thinker, yet being that I am a woman there is obviously a dichotomy.

On the right track. I am almost convinced that you get it.

If your consulting rates are adjusted exponentially in direct proportion to the perceived dichotomy (and level of respect/expertise), when you finally bail on the "Old Boy Network," and go solo, then wink, flutter and hold out for the signature when they beg you to contract under your terms and rates; then... yes, you get it.

On the other hand, if you take a break and bust tail for two hours making the Stud a gourmet dinner; serving it in stilettos, smiles and softly-scented-sweetness, and you still think and respond logically in your reactions to said Stud's incomprehensible grunts-in-between bites...

Well, then you are losing your game and I simply can't help you.

($175/hr USD - Net 15 - weekly reports and Milestone Docs provided - your host or mine)

Pandora · 09-08-2005, 22:49

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Originally Posted by Maisy

ROFL!

Oh, I gotta create a situation where I can use that one!! (Be pro-active, not reactive

)

ALF! You never saw ALF in AussieLand? 80's Catch Phrase from the song:
(Ironically, Ms. Gypsy is a Red-head, I do believe)

When the Mama Ain't Happy

Ever since Monday
I've seen it comin'
When I say what's wrong
She just says nothin'
Well I ain't about to let it go
Cause I've loved her long enough to know

When Mama Ain't Happy, ain't nobody happy
So daddy's gonna make mama happy tonight
I've got a limo waitin' and dinner reservations
A corner table with some candlelight
We're gonna spend some money, I'm gonna call her honey
I wanna see the sparkle back in her eyes
When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy
So daddy's gonna make mama happy tonight

I see in those green eyes
Her red-head temper
And she can make July
As cold as December
Well I love her every way she is
But brother I've discovered at times like this

When Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy
So daddy's gonna make mama happy tonight
I told the babysitter, fix a macaroni dinner
And try to get the kids in bed by nine
We're gonna spend some money, I'm gonna call her honey
I wanna see the sparkle back in her eyes
When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy
So daddy's gonna make mama happy tonight

When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy
So daddy's gonna make mama happy tonight

Maisy · 09-08-2005, 22:53

Not the ALF alien show?

Pandora · 09-08-2005, 23:03

Yup.

Maisy · 09-08-2005, 23:12

We did get that here, but I was a bit too youn.... ah, never mind...
Lets just say I don't particularly remember the theme song, and leave it at that!

Gypsy · 09-09-2005, 11:07

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Originally Posted by Pandora

On the other hand, if you take a break and bust tail for two hours making the Stud a gourmet dinner; serving it in stilettos, smiles and softly-scented-sweetness, and you still think and respond logically in your reactions to said Stud's incomprehensible grunts-in-between bites...

Of course I get it!

When full XX mode is thoroughly engaged from the beginning, such as the above, I don't need to think. It's all instinctual.

Geezzzzz I have been around ya know...it's all about balance. It's an art...or a gift, perhaps a mixture of both.

Love the lyrics to the song. And yes, I am a redhead.

Spartan359 · 09-09-2005, 11:28

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Originally Posted by Maisy

women are never mistaken. They may occasionally, very rarely, not be in possession of all the facts, through no fault of their own, but they are never wrong!

Only if the basic assumption is that men "think" better than women.

Cough, cough, bullshit, cough. ::hiding:: Damn, you women have your own little thing going on in here. Thought I'd take a chance and post in this estrogen fest.