09-07-2005, 13:14
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Quiet Professional
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The Shortest (and Best) Fairy Tale Ever Written!!!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END
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09-07-2005, 13:22
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Area Commander
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I knew there was something missing in my childhood,.....found it!!!!
Guess dad was afraid to tell that story for fear of further emasculation from Household 6.
Just kidding, mom likes fragmenting prairie dogs with her .22-250. 
Thanks TS
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09-07-2005, 13:39
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Consigliere
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Originally Posted by Team Sergeant
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END
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LMAO
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09-07-2005, 14:17
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Originally Posted by Team Sergeant
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END
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I would like to purchase a copy of the illustrated edition.....
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09-07-2005, 14:22
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LOL
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Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimal food or water, in austere conditions, training day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon and he made his web gear. He doesn't worry about what workout to do - his ruck weighs what it weighs, his runs end when the enemy stops chasing him. This True Believer is not concerned about 'how hard it is;' he knows either he wins or dies. He doesn't go home at 17:00, he is home.
He knows only The Cause.
Still want to quit?
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09-07-2005, 15:11
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Originally Posted by Team Sergeant
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END
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Did you get it here?
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09-07-2005, 15:23
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Fairy Tale Hell-you are talking about my uncle. You justed needed to delete the part about fishing, add wine to the list, a Porche, skiing, and traveling Europe for six months out of every year.
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09-07-2005, 16:11
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LOL ! I know I should be indignant or something, but that is a good one TS ! LOL !
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09-07-2005, 16:15
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LOL! Probably can add "drove the vehicle of his choice" to that list.
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09-07-2005, 16:21
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LMAO TS. And they say fairy tales are just that...tales. I'm for believing this particular one, and when household six is not around, it shall bear repeating to my sons and grandsons.
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09-07-2005, 18:12
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If only I'd heard this fairy tale earlier.
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09-07-2005, 19:04
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I don't think it's funny.
Is she still looking over my shoulder?
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09-07-2005, 19:07
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Took me years to learn this very lesson.
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09-07-2005, 19:08
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Yes. Duck.
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09-07-2005, 20:04
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Nice!
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