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Old 08-23-2005, 14:47   #1
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So there I was...
...at the Comissary to get some disinfecting wipes my son needed for school, apparently at his "private" school all students are required to supply certain items. Anyway...as I moved through the Commissary I saw a aisle description sign that looked promising, the baby supply aisle. As I walked down the aisle there was nothing but what seemed like a long row but diapers on one side, then I noticed the diapers ended and a different section started so I headed there hoping to find the wipes. When I got closer I busted up laughing...the ladies in the aisle probably thought I was nuts. You see the items right next to the diapers were condoms. I thought that was a nice place for the condoms...right next to thousands of diapers I was still chuckling when I found the disinfecting wipes on the cleaning supply aisle.
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Old 08-23-2005, 15:14   #2
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LOL - the irony of it, well...sings...
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Old 08-23-2005, 15:17   #3
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CUTE!
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Old 08-23-2005, 18:05   #4
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It's important to lay out your tools in the sequence you'll use them in.
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Old 08-23-2005, 18:07   #5
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Now there is some strategic marketing tactics.
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Old 08-23-2005, 18:07   #6
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Quote:
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It's important to lay out your tools in the sequence you'll use them in.
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Old 08-23-2005, 18:24   #7
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They need to intermingle the 2 products so you can always remember why you want the important one
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