Tour de France

BMT (RIP) · 07-27-2005, 08:32

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be denied his Tour de France
Title. In a random check for banned substances, three banned substances
were found in Armstrong's hotel room. The three substances banned under
French rules are as follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

French officials also found several other items which they had never seen
before and were not immediately able to identify, including testicles and
A backbone.

BMT

jbour13 · 07-27-2005, 08:47

God help us if the women find his shaving kit.

HOLLiS · 07-27-2005, 10:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbour13

God help us if the women find his shaving kit.

Kind of like the old joke; How do you tell the bride from the groom in a French wedding?

A: Braided arm pits

booker · 07-27-2005, 14:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMT

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be denied his Tour de France
Title. In a random check for banned substances, three banned substances
were found in Armstrong's hotel room. The three substances banned under
French rules are as follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

French officials also found several other items which they had never seen
before and were not immediately able to identify, including testicles and
A backbone.

BMT

In Lance's case it would be A testicle...