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Business Trip
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely
so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in
phone booths when your calling for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself
Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long
wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her butt, you know the
kind.
So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all
alone and what I really want is s-e-x. I want it hard, I want it hot,
and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name
it, we'll do
it.
Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that
sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to
press 9."
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