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Old 06-28-2005, 15:52   #1
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Aging priorities

As we age, our priorities change . The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.


"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you
want."


So, I tied her up and went fishing.
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Old 06-28-2005, 17:53   #2
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Old 06-28-2005, 19:26   #3
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Oh the shopping you could have done on her cards! Think faster!
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