06-14-2005, 18:56
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Survivor...Southern style
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, titled: "Survivor Southern Style".
The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana, finally ending up back in Alabama.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read:
I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees! Hillary in 2008, and Deer Hunting is Murder!
The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive wins.
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06-15-2005, 17:22
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06-15-2005, 19:24
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Ain't no one gonna make it. 
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06-15-2005, 19:26
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Originally Posted by Gypsy
I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees! Hillary in 2008, and Deer Hunting is Murder!
The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive wins.
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not sure that's the case...the folks in that Volvo would probably have a whole convoy of charismatic preachers taggin' along behind trying to save their wretched souls...
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06-18-2005, 18:16
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Originally Posted by lksteve
not sure that's the case...the folks in that Volvo would probably have a whole convoy of charismatic preachers taggin' along behind trying to save their wretched souls...
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Yeah, but tack on a bumper sticker that says something disparaging about the confederacy and that will turn the preachers on you.
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06-18-2005, 18:25
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and.......how many of you are from the south? i dont count texas either 
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06-18-2005, 19:01
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and.......how many of you are from the south? i dont count texas either
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lessee...folks are from Virginia...mom still lives in Georgia, dad's at Andersonville forever...graduated from high school in Alabama, graduated from college in Georgia...i guess you could say i'm a relocated Southerner...
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06-19-2005, 08:03
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and.......how many of you are from the south? i dont count texas either |
uh, did you want the bumper stickers?
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06-19-2005, 08:08
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Where I come from, anybody living north of I10 is a yankee.
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06-19-2005, 08:20
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What has four eyes and can't see?
Mississippi.
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06-19-2005, 09:26
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What has four eyes and can't see?
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Spent some time in Grenada Mississippi with 7th Gp. I'll never make fun of WV family trees looking like telephone poles again. The Grenada MS version looks like a Christmas Wreath, no open ends for external input. They had just gotten a Super Walmart and when it came time for the Prom - the guys bought the corsages on Isle 1, took their date to dinner at the MacDonalds in the back, and came back after the dance to cruise the parking lot. Nice family oriented people though. Peregrino
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06-19-2005, 09:37
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hahaha that's great, i am from columbus MS myself lol. lived in biloxi before that.
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06-19-2005, 09:47
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Originally Posted by NousDefionsDoc
Where I come from, anybody living north of I10 is a yankee.
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i woulda thought gringo...
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06-19-2005, 13:34
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Originally Posted by Peregrino
Spent some time in Grenada Mississippi with 7th Gp. I'll never make fun of WV family trees looking like telephone poles again. The Grenada MS version looks like a Christmas Wreath, no open ends for external input. They had just gotten a Super Walmart and when it came time for the Prom - the guys bought the corsages on Isle 1, took their date to dinner at the MacDonalds in the back, and came back after the dance to cruise the parking lot. Nice family oriented people though. Peregrino |
HAHAHAHA you should check out the inbreeds that come across the state line here in columbus from alabama looking for a better place! Now those people are some coon-asses
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06-19-2005, 20:25
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Originally Posted by Peregrino
Spent some time in Grenada Mississippi with 7th Gp. I'll never make fun of WV family trees looking like telephone poles again. The Grenada MS version looks like a Christmas Wreath, no open ends for external input. They had just gotten a Super Walmart and when it came time for the Prom - the guys bought the corsages on Isle 1, took their date to dinner at the MacDonalds in the back, and came back after the dance to cruise the parking lot. Nice family oriented people though. Peregrino |
But would you believe they have high speed internet in every hotel there? 
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