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Old 06-03-2005, 06:54   #1
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Drunk at A Bar

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stands up to leave a bar and falls flat on his face.

“Maybe all I need is some fresh air,” he thinks as he crawls outside. Once outside, he tries to stand up again, but falls face first in the mud.

“Screw it,” he thinks. “I’ll just crawl home, then.”

The next morning, his wife finds him in the hallway, asleep. “You went out drinking last night, didn’t you?” she asks.

“How’d you know?” he replies, angered by the implications.

“You left your wheelchair at the bar again.”
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Old 06-03-2005, 07:18   #2
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Old 06-03-2005, 08:35   #3
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Ain't that the truth!
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Old 06-03-2005, 08:36   #4
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Funny stuff, wish I would've had that excuse back in the day.

Thanks for sharing
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Old 06-03-2005, 09:44   #5
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Ain't that the truth!
What he said!

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Old 06-04-2005, 16:45   #6
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Funny Ha Ha.
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