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Old 06-01-2005, 03:55   #1
BMT (RIP)
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Self Test

Should you be institutionalized??

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time.

This little test should get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what
is the criteria which defines a patient to be institutionalized.
"Well" said the Director "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty
the bathtub".
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OK, here's your test.
1. Would you use the teaspoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
Think about this before you scroll down.










"Oh, I understand" said the visitor "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or teacup".
"No" said the Director, "a normal person would pull the plug"!
"Do you want a room with or without a view?"
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