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For Our Gals
Dear TIDE-
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!!
i've used it all through my married life, as my mom always
told me it was the best. now that i'm in my fifties, i find it
even better! in fact, about a month ago, i spilled some red
wine on my new white blouse. my inconsiderate and
uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy
i was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.
one thing led to another and somehow i ended up with a
lot of his blood on my white blouse! i grabbed my bottle
of liquid tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and
satisfaction, all of the stains came out!! in fact, the stains
came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday
told me that the dna tests on my blouse were negative
and then my attorney called and said that i would no
longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of
my husband. what a relief!! going through menopause is
bad enough without being a murder suspect! i thank you,
once again, for having such a great product. well, gotta
go. i have to write a letter to the hefty bag people.
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Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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